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"I say most things are more understandable. It always pissed me off when I unlocked a new skill for a character, and w…"

"“Oh here he comes. Here comes old gloomy trousers to crash the storybook romance between Zelda and all of gaming medi…"

"On the whole don’t take away that I hate the game, for Christ’s sake, but I know what you’re going to say. “Oh who ca…"

"Amnesia: The Bunker is trying an interesting new spin on things because while you are a gormless no-faced bellend and…"

"Fighting games are like six year olds in a playground. They’re full of energy and fun to watch but the moment you try…"

"But then I got to the final, final boss, and I won’t mince words, he chopped my soft ass up like avocado for the summ…"

"Hey, remember when Diablo 3 came out and it was always online even if you only wanted single player and everyone got …"

"I know by this point you've all trained yourselves to not hear the phrase "subscribe to our patreon" alongside "got a…"

"If you're used to having your eyeballs physically abused by modern Japanese RPGs with their twenty-hour tutorials and…"