"I say most things are more understandable. It always pissed me off when I unlocked a new skill for a character, and when I went to see what the skill did, was informed "If (eye symbol) <= 2 then (squiggly line) (picture of a duck)." I guess it's on brand for a game about being an occult scholar to force us to learn an incomprehensible heiroglyphic language, but a bit more context would be nice. This reminds me of a friend I used to play Arkham Horror with, who never read out the fucking text on the event cards. He'd just look at them and say "Okay, subtract two health tokens." Bitch, we're here for the story, not to do a six year old's maths homework!"
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