"[Posing as a woman named 'Sarah' in a call to an emergency police phoneline] I have got some information for you. I'v…"

"I recently researched my family tree, and quite quickly labels of class are smudged into nonsense. For a couple of ge…"

"In this age where politics is presented as entertainment, it's the most entertaining politicians who ascend"

"I know it's serious but the actual event doesn't change whether we look at it humorously or seriously."

"[part of first message] Right. you wait till I come on your show. Andrew Sachs I did not do nothing with Georgina [Sa…"

"[during Sachs recorded announcement at the beginning of the second message] (interrupting) … I am too busy thinking a…"

"Only Boris [Johnson] concerns me. When I used to watch Have I Got News For You, which as a kid I was proud to watch, …"

"[On Melanie Phillips] In person, inconveniently, she is beautiful. Deep brown, soulful eyes, elegant features and a t…"

"What kind of sex attacker reneges at the first scream?"

"[during third message] (singing ...) I'd like to apologise for the terrible attacks, Andrew Sachs, I would like to sh…"