"[part of first message] Right. you wait till I come on your show. Andrew Sachs I did not do nothing with Georgina [Sa…"

"[during third message] (singing ...) I'd like to apologise for the terrible attacks, Andrew Sachs, I would like to sh…"

"In this age where politics is presented as entertainment, it's the most entertaining politicians who ascend"

"[Posing as a woman named 'Sarah' in a call to an emergency police phoneline] I have got some information for you. I'v…"

"[during Sachs recorded announcement at the beginning of the second message] (interrupting) … I am too busy thinking a…"

"I recently researched my family tree, and quite quickly labels of class are smudged into nonsense. For a couple of ge…"

"Only Boris [Johnson] concerns me. When I used to watch Have I Got News For You, which as a kid I was proud to watch, …"

"[On Melanie Phillips] In person, inconveniently, she is beautiful. Deep brown, soulful eyes, elegant features and a t…"

"I know it's serious but the actual event doesn't change whether we look at it humorously or seriously."

"I see that dereliction can survive in opulence; the abundantly wealthy with destitution in their stare."