"[Posing as a woman named 'Sarah' in a call to an emergency police phoneline] I have got some information for you. I've seen a gentleman who fits the description. He was wearing a lime green top and polka- dot trousers, and I thought, "Well, look at the state of him" (laughter). I've had someone come near my underpass. He was dressed absolutely atrociously, he looked like Timmy Mallett."
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Three women had been attacked in a Northampton underpass in the previous few weeks. The call, which some sources suggest was to an emergency rape helpline, ended when Brand asked the female employee out to dinner and began to sing. When the operator queried the audience laughter, Brand said he was watching an episode of The Bill on television. He later apologised.
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