"[to Jason's body] Hey, you. How you doing, you maggoty, blown-up dude? You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a leak right on your damn mask. A big old mango-sized piece of garbage."

"Billy "Green" Bush - Sheriff Landis"

"I’m looking for Max."

"Kristin Davis as Max's mother"

"Jacob Davich as Linus/Minus"

"We need your help, Max. Come with us."

"Can't... fight... [roaring] MY INSTINCTS!!!"

"George Lopez as Mr. Electricidad/Mr. Electric, Tobor, and Ice Guardian"

"Taylor Dooley as Lavagirl"

"David Arquette as Max's father"

"Just let her cool down. She's blowing off steam."

"Sasha Pieterse as Marissa Electricidad/Ice Princess"

"Taylor Lautner as Sharkboy"

"[enraged] I'll rip his circuits to shreds!"

"[angrily] Just one punch. He'll be out like a light."

"Everything that is, or was, began with a dream."

"That's terrific, LG."

"Cayden Boyd as Max"

"You made me a great teacher today. [Max: How did I do that?] A great teacher learns as much from his students as they do from him. You have...awakened me. [pats Max on the shoulder] Thank you, Max."

"[confronting Minus] I've become what you feared most… Minus."

"For every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb."

"[as Sharkboy runs faster to the volcano, carrying Lavagirl's corpse] I know who you are, Lavagirl. You are not fire, or a simple flame. You are greater than that. Something more important, and so necessary. It is why you must live. You are not destruction. [Sharkboy dumps Lavagirl's body into the volcano] You are not evil. [Lavagirl is resurrected as the volcano erupts] (Lavagirl: [to Sharkboy] Stand back.) You are… light."

"[after Mr. Electric is destroyed] He's... unplugged!"