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April 10, 2026
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"Amaury Nolasco as Carlos"
"Tim Meadows as Wayne"
"Molly Sims as Liz"
"Craig Kilborn as Jerry"
"Nick Swardson as Howie"
"Jon Lovitz as Mel"
"Jon Heder as Clark"
"David Spade as Richie"
"Rob Schneider as Gus"
"Gus: My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties."
"Old Man At The Video Store: I smell Cinnamon rolls..."
"Richie: I... love... salad."
"If you build it, nerds will come."
"Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha."
"Howie, you're a pp."
"Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s My Name!"
"Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie."
"For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [cries]"
"What are steroids? "Somtehing that makes your pee pee small"..... There must be steroids in macaroni!"
"Is bad ass one or two words?"
"Hold on my moms texting me...No Way! We're having macaroni tonight that means garlic bread.. Yes!!"
"Announcer at Racetrack: [after Girard completes a successful lap] Ladies and gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole - which is, of course, a statement of fact and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation."
"Frank Welker - The Cougar."
"Greg Germann - Larry Dennit, Jr."
"Jack McBrayer - Glenn"
"Ted Manson - Chip"
"Grayson Russell - Texas Ranger Bobby"
"Houston Tumlin - Walker Bobby"
"Amy Adams - Susan"
"Leslie Bibb - Carley Bobby"
"Jane Lynch - Lucy Bobby"
"Michael Clarke Duncan - Lucius Washington"
"Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard"
"John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton, Jr."
"Gary Cole - Reese Bobby"
"Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby"
"You don't have to be quick to be fast."
"No One Can Handle The Curves, The Speed, The Heat, Like Ricky Bobby."
"The story of a man who could only count to #1."
"Chip: As Thor said to Loki, "When you roll the dice, you pay the price.""
"Opening title card: America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936."
"Kyle: [about the jazz music] Sounds like someone made a tape of somethin' dying or something!"
"Hershell: [about the jazz music] I want this music out of my head!"
"Bill Weber: Ricky Bobby wins! You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes! It was completely illegal and in no way will count, but, man, that was something!"
"Bill Weber: We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NASCAR. Coming up next, it's "Ice Dancing To The Hits Of Motown"!"
"Carley, Cal, Walker, Texas Ranger: Jenga!"
"Carley Bobby: [about Walker and Texas Ranger] If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?"
"Sometimes, when it's late at night, I dress up like Donna Summers. I put on the skirt, and the four inch heels...I love it. [singing] Last chance, for romance, for love....."
"Glenn, shut up."
"[As Ricky races for the first time] Just remember this, Ricky: you wreck that car, that's $200,000 out of your pocket!"