"Here, look at this. It says, "A traveler from distant stars escaped from a dying world, looking for a way to extend his own life. His body decaying and weak, he couldn't prevent his own demise." Apparently his whole species was becoming extinct. So he traveled or searched the galaxies, looking for a way to cheat death. Look here: "He came to a world rich with life, where he encountered a primitive race." Humans, heh. A species which with all his powers and knowledge he'd maintain indefinitely. He realized, within a human body, he had a chance for a new life. Now, apparently he found a young boy. It says, "As the frightened villagers ran, night became day. Curious and without fear, he walked towards the light." Ra took him and possessed his body, like some kind of a... parasite looking for a host. Inhabiting this human form, he appointed himself ruler. He used the Stargate to bring thousands of people here to this planet as workers... for the mines. (...) Now, something happened back on Earth. A rebellion or uprising and the Stargate was buried there. Fearful of a rebellion here, Ra outlawed reading and writing. He didn't want the people to remember the truth..."

"[Eats a cooked alien creature] It tastes like chicken.. That [Points towards the food] tastes like [Makes childish chicken noises]"

"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"(to Col. O'Neill) I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't want to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to."

"(On a recording of his notes about the symbols after two weeks of no progress) I'm never gonna get paid."

"[Dr. Jackson is correcting other scientists' translations from the cover stone.] It's not "Door to Heaven", it's... "STARGATE"."

"[The audience abruptly and indignantly files out of Dr. Jackson's lecture.] Is there a lunch or something...?"

"[An enemy pulls off his hood, revealing him to a room full of enemies, he winks] How ya doin'? Hmm? [Shoots the enemy several times, killing him and starting a battle]"

"[Asking the Abydonians if they've seen Daniel anywhere] I don't suppose the word "dweeb" means anything to you guys."

"[Last line of the film] I'll be seeing you around… Doctor Jackson."

"If anyone has anything to say, now is the time to say it. [Daniel sneezes]"

"(to a Jaffa (Anubis) who he's fighting) Give my regards to King Tut, asshole! (activates the teleport rings, crushing Anubis)"

"[Looking for Daniel] I'm on Planet X looking for a dweeb who wears green fatigues."

"[Skaara attempts to touch O'Neil's weapon] NO! Dangerous…"

"Steve Giannelli - Lieutenant Porro"

"Jack Moore - Senior Airman Reilly"

"Djimon Hounsou - Horus"

"Carlos Lauchu - Anubis"

"Christopher John Fields – Freeman"

"Gianin Loffler – Nabeh"

"Derek Webster - Lieutenant Brown"

"Rae Allen - Dr. Barbara Shore"

"Richard Kind - Dr. Gary Meyers."

"French Stewart – Lieutenant Ferretti"

"Erick Avari – 'Good Father' Kasuf"

"Alexis Cruz – Skaara"

"Mili Avital – Sha'uri"

"John Diehl – Lieutenant Kawalsky"

"Leon Rippy – General West"

"Owen Wilson - Oscar Choi, Geologist"

"Dyllan Christopher - Tommy Chappell"

"Peter Stormare - Lev Andropov"

"Michael Clarke Duncan - Jayotis 'Bear' Kurleenbear"

"William Fichtner - Colonel William Sharp"

"Steve Buscemi - Rockhound"

"Will Patton - Charles 'Chick' Chappel"

"Liv Tyler - Grace Stamper"

"Ben Affleck - AJ Frost"

"Billy Bob Thornton - Dan Truman"

"Bruce Willis - Harry Stamper"