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April 10, 2026
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"Shop Assistant: Yeah... People will think you stolen 'em!"
"Salesman: Listen, I al-"
"Shop Assistant's friend:(snatches clothing) You stolen them!"
"Shop Assistant: They're not yours to return."
"Shop Assistant's friend: He didn't buy 'em then they're not yours to return."
"Salesman: They are mine but I didn't buy 'em here."
"Shop Assistant's friend: You didn't buy 'em from here. Where did you buy 'em?"
"Shop Assistant Yeah, where'd you buy'em?"
"Salesman: (pause) I haven't stole anything."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Well then, let her fold otherwise people will think you stolen them!"
"Salesman: What people? It's just the two of you and me."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, it's just the two of and me."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, have you stolen them?!"
"Shop Assistant: Listen."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Oh it's been such a stressful day but let's try and sort this out. Show us what you bought?"
"Shop Assistant: Oh it's been a stressful day."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, show us what you bought."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah, she never even spoken to ya."
"Shop Assistant's friend: But I've never spoken to you."
"Salesman: You know I've had a really stressful day."
"Salesman: I didn't buy 'em"
"Shop Assistant: Me"
"Shop Assistant's friend: Me."
"Salesman: Yes, you."
"Shop Assistant: Colleague? What colleague?"
"Salesman: I was trying to talk to your colleague.."
"Salesman: You."
"Shop Assistant: Yeah you"
"Shop Assistant: He didn't buy 'em."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Listen."
"Shop Assistant: What time did you start?"
"Salesman: Yeah, it has been a long day for me, I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."
"Salesman: I just told I've been travelling from Birmingham since five."
"Salesman: Oh it's only ten in the morning."
"Salesman: I don't wanna buy 'em."
"Shop Assistant: Oh you don't wanna buy 'em now?"
"Shop Assistant: Have you seen anything else that you like?"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah it's 10 o'cloooock!"
"Salesman: Sorry, It's been a long day-"
"Shop Assistant: Yeah It has been a long day."
"Salesman: Yeah It hasn't been a long day for you."
"Shop Assistant: So it hasn't been a long day for you."
"Shop Assistant: ... been travelling from Birmingham since five, yeah."
"Salesman: Yeah. So what time did you start?"
"Salesman: Ah sorry, are you... please tell me your the manager."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay... I'm the manager! (grins)"
"Shop Assistant: He talking to your colleague..."
"Shop Assistant's friend: Colleague? What colleague?"
"Shop Assistant: You."
"Shop Assistant: ...travelling from Birmingham since five."