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April 10, 2026
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"Vicki Pepperdine: "What a pity Benedict Cumberbatch had to pull out!""
"Milton Jones: "Oh, look over there. There are your parents waving.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Magnificent curtains!""
"Milton Jones: "I hear the Duke of York's is going to be out of action for a long time...""
"Tony Hawks: "It ain't no big thing...""
"Graeme Garden: "People try to put us down...""
"Vicki Pepperdine: "Look, I told you, will you wait till I come off before you go on?""
"Jon Culshaw: "We only had ten in last night...""
"Miles Jupp: "Mmmbop, bop-da-doo-wop, doo-waa mmmbop, ba-ba-ba doo-wa, doo-waa mmmbop...""
"Milton Jones: "How long is this thing?""
"Pippa Evans: "I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night...""
"Lee Mack: "Oh well, I suppose it only cost me sixty quid...""
"Rory Bremner: "One two three o'clock, four o'clock rock, five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock...""
"Miles Jupp: "Round, round, get around, I get around yeah, get around, woah, I get around...""
"Pippa Evans: "Grt your motor runnin', head out on the highway...""
"Pippa Evans: "If you see our favourite sign at the sign of the road, it says '15 miles to the LOOOOVE SHAAACK'...""
"Rob Brydon: "If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?""
"Tony Hawks: "She was just seventeen, well you know what I mean...""
"Tony Hawks: "I can't give you anything but my love...""
"Miles Jupp: "Girl, you really got me now...""
"Tony Hawks: "It's been seven hours and fifteen days...""
"Henning Wehn: "I can tell by your eyes that you've probably been crying forever...""
"Tony Hawks: "Well since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell...""
"Pippa Evans: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a...""
"Rob Brydon: "Listen to the ground, there is music all around...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where the wedding has been...""
"Vicki Pepperdine: "I could have danced all night...""
"Vicki Pepperdine: "Knowing me, knowing you...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "The road is long, with many a winding turn...""
"Miles Jupp: "I got chills, they're multiplyin'...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...""
"Vicki Pepperdine: "Doe - a deer, a female deer...""
"Rachel Parris: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings...""
"Miles Jupp: "I close my eyes...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Ground control to Major Tom...""
"Rachel Parris: "Why do you build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down...?""
"Miles Jupp: "Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Well look-a-bel', look-a-bel', look-a-bel', look-a-bel', oooh-wee...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked...?""
"Henning Wehn: [In a singing voice comparable with that of Jeremy Hardy] "You must remember this...""
"Rory Bremner: "I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore...""
"Rory Bremner: "If I had a hammer...""
"Andy Hamilton: "It's a God-awful small affair...""
"Tony Hawks: "Yorkshire Tourist Board - Piss off!""
"Caroline Quentin: "TENA - When clenching just isn't enough.""
"Andy Hamilton: "I don't wanna talk...""
"Andy Hamilton: "Well you can tell by the way I walk, I'm a woman's man...""
"Tony Hawks: "Instagram - Cos you don't read good.""
"Caroline Quentin: "Apple - Think different. Think ungramattical.""