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April 10, 2026
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"Vicki Pepperdine: "Doe - a deer, a female deer...""
"Rob Brydon: "If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?""
"Harry Enfield: "It won't be easy, you'll think it strange...""
"Tony Hawks: "Yorkshire Tourist Board - Piss off!""
"Caroline Quentin: "TENA - When clenching just isn't enough.""
"Andy Hamilton: "I don't wanna talk...""
"Rachel Parris: "Do you remember the twenty-first night of September...?""
"Miles Jupp: "Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Well look-a-bel', look-a-bel', look-a-bel', look-a-bel', oooh-wee...""
"Miles Jupp: "I close my eyes...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked...?""
"Miles Jupp: "I got chills, they're multiplyin'...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...""
"Vicki Pepperdine: "I could have danced all night...""
"Henning Wehn: [In a singing voice comparable with that of Jeremy Hardy] "You must remember this...""
"Henning Wehn: "I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told..." [Breaks into laughter]"
"Tony Hawks: "It's been seven hours and fifteen days...""
"Tony Hawks: "Well since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell...""
"Miles Jupp: "Girl, you really got me now...""
"Pippa Evans: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a...""
"Miles Jupp: "Round, round, get around, I get around yeah, get around, woah, I get around...""
"Pippa Evans: "If you see our favourite sign at the sign of the road, it says '15 miles to the LOOOOVE SHAAACK'...""
"Rob Brydon: "Listen to the ground, there is music all around...""
"Rob Brydon: "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar...""
"Rob Brydon: "I, I love the colourful clothes she wears, and the way the sunlight plays upon her hair...""
"Rob Brydon: "Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue...""
"Tony Hawks: "It ain't no big thing...""
"Tony Hawks: "I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride...""
"Tony Hawks: "I've been alone with you inside my mind, and in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times, I sometimes see you pass outside my door, Hello...""
"Jo Brand: "All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...""
"Graeme Garden: "People try to put us down...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say...""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "I'm sitting in the railway station, got a ticket for my destination...""
"Graeme Garden: "I have often walked down this street before, but the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before...""
"Lucy Porter: "Ooh aah, just a little bit, ooh ahh, a little bit more, ooh ahh, just a little bit...""
"Miles Jupp: "I may not always love you...""
"Miles Jupp: "Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like horse and carriage, this I tell you, brother...""
"Lucy Porter: "You know I can't smile without you, I can't smile without you, I can't laugh and I can't sing, I'm finding it hard to do anything...""
"Caroline Quentin: "Veet - Because all women should look and feel like raw sausages.""
"Graeme Garden: "It's a trick I learned from Delia...""
"Jeremy Hardy: "If you toss too hard, it'll hit the ceiling.""
"Barry Cryer: "Sorry, I started without you.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "That's just for starters...""
"Barry Cryer: "Please, put your phone away until we've finished!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Blimey, what's this attachment for?""
"Barry Cryer: "Shall I be mother?""
"Richard Osman: "Are the carrots up your end?""
"Rob Brydon: "I'll get the butter and you spread.""
"Rob Brydon: "I'm gonna pop it in for 20 minutes.""
"Tony Hawks: "Instagram - Cos you don't read good.""