"Once again, the hypocritical left is trying to have it both ways. First, they criticize Governour Paylin for not having enough experience in the foreign policy arena. And then they slam her, because she's trying to show are godless, vodka swilling neigbours just a little down-home-hospitality. They make it sound like full lips, great tits, piercing-brown eyes and an ass that just won't quit for a bad thing. Well, excuse me: It that is a bad thing, than cut off my dick and express mail it to the nearest gay rightsparade."

"Lisa Ann — Serra Paylin (Sarah Palin)"

"Nina Hartley — Hilly (Hillary Clinton)"

"Jada Fire — Condi (Condoleezza Rice)"

"Sindee Jennings — Young Serra Paylin"

"Sascha — Russian soldier"

"Mick Blue — Russian soldier"

"Alec Knight — Husband (Todd Palin)"

"Lee Stone — Supporting cast"

"Evan Stone — Professor"

"Randy, this whole thing you're doing, you know, this "fuck the world" act, now that might work with your mama. It might even work with a couple of these local cops, who have known you long enough to figure you're too dumb to ever kill anyone without leaving a couple of witnesses and a signed confession. Ain't gonna work with me, because I know things, you understand? I know you beat your girlfriend. I know she was seeing somebody else. Somebody she might have even gone to see after she walked out on you Friday night. Now, you're gonna tell us who that somebody might be? Or are you so fucking stupid, you're going to leave yourself as the last person to see Kay Connell alive?"

"Paula Shaw - The Coroner"

"Jonathan Jackson - Randy Stetz"

"Katharine Isabelle - Tanya Francke"

"Lorne Cardinal - Officer Rich"

"Kerry Sandomirsky - Trish Eckhart"

"Larry Holden - Officer Farrell Brooks"

"Jay Brazeau - Officer Francis"

"Crystal Lowe - Kay Connell"

"Paul Dooley - Chief Charlie Nyback"

"Nicky Katt - Detective Fred Duggar"

"Maura Tierney - Rachel Clement"

"Martin Donovan - Det. Hap Eckhart"

"Hilary Swank - Det. Ellie Burr"

"Robin Williams - Walter Finch"

"Al Pacino - Det. Will Dormer"

"Fred Duggar: What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? [Points to himself with both thumbs] This guy!"

"Rachel Clement: There are two kinds of people in Alaska: those who were born here and those who come here to escape something. I wasn't born here."

"Hap Eckhart: You tried to kill me? Fuck you!"