"You'll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh... how much more enjoyable it is to win. It's inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it."

"Albert Finney - Uncle Henry"

"Russell Crowe - Max Skinner"

"Sometimes it takes a change of scenery to have a change of heart."

"Everything matures... eventually."

"[getting in the wrong side of the car] Bollocks!"

"I shall have an Eclipse.I'm too impatient to be a wine lover.If I'm gonna get drunk, I don't want to spend all night doing it."

"What is it, Major Lawrence, that attracts you, personally, to the desert?... Its clean. I like it because its clean!"

"Uh, yes. I'm the temporary custodian of the lime green roller skate, but its a hired car, a rental. It's not for sale."

"[To Fanny Chenal] Hello. Oh no, don't worry about me. I'm...I'm the pool man. I do this every Thursday, its just routine maintenance. Its been lovely chatting to you. And,and you are a spectacular vision... Any chance for a rope or a ladder?"

"Such a lovely tie. Do tell your mother I admire her taste."

"Francis, I'm a banker. I have no imagination."

"I would like a lifetime spent with an irrational and suspicious goddess, some short-tempered jealousy on the side, and a bottle of wine that tastes like you, a glass that's never empty."

"Kenny, why don't you go and find some small animals to hurt? I know, find a poodle and punt it off the balcony."

"Morning lab rats."

"Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen."

"Who was that lady I saw you outwit last night? That was no lady...That was 'Mum' Wilberforce, a lovely old doll, well known to the police, and landlady to the shadiest bunch of characters in London!"

"Meet "The Unholy Five"...The Most Befuddled Set of Assorted Thugs That Ever Fouled Up a Million Dollar Bank Robbery!!"

"Frankie Howerd - The barrow boy"

"Philip Stainton - Police sergeant"

"Jack Warner - Police superintendent"

"Danny Green - 'One-Round' Lawson"

"Peter Sellers - Harry Robinson"

"Herbert Lom - Louis Harvey"

"There is a wheelbarrow out there. Would you mind fetching it, please? The major has a train to catch."

"Cecil Parker - Major Claude Courtney"

"Alec Guinness - Professor Marcus"

"Katie Johnson - Mrs Louisa Alexandra Wilberforce"

"Be kind to your friends - Don't disclose the ending"

"[to the Mysterious Woman] We meet again, my mysterious friend. How do you want to do this?"

"Laurence Olivier - Dr. Totenkopf (archival footage)"

"Bai Ling - Mysterious Woman"

"Omid Djalili - Kaji"

"Michael Gambon - Editor Morris Paley"

"Giovanni Ribisi - Dexter "Dex" Dearborn"

"Angelina Jolie - Captain Francesca "Franky" Cook"

"Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins"

"Jude Law - H. Joseph "Joe" Sullivan a.k.a. Sky Captain"

"The battle for tomorrow is about to begin..."

"Without warning. Without mercy."

"Who will save us?"

"The world will tremble."

"Join the resistance."

"Dexter Dearborn: Oh, great, we all made up!"

"Captain Francesca Cook: Alert the amphibious squadron!"

"Police Sergeant: They've broken through the perimeter. Send reinforcements... send everything you've got!"

"Hindenberg Announcer: [first lines] Attention. Please prepare for docking procedure."

"[while crying after realizing she wasted one of two pictures left in the camera] While we were running, I shot the ground!"

"[after she smashes the window in the door at Dr. Jennings' office, then reaches through and unlocks it] It's open."