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April 10, 2026
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"Rodney Dangerfield as Lucifer Schear, Nicky's paternal grandfather"
"Peter Dante as Peter, Nicky's best friend"
"Jonathan Loughran as John, Nicky's best friend"
"Blake Clark as Jimmy the Demon"
"John Witherspoon as the Street Vendor"
"Robert Smigel as the voice of Mr. Beefy"
"Lewis Arquette as Cardinal"
"Ellen Cleghorne as the Mom at the Globetrotters Game"
"John Farley as Human Dartboard"
"Clint Howard as Andrew "Nipples""
"Leah Lail as Christa, Holly's best friend"
"Dan Marino as Himself"
"Ozzy Osbourne as Himself"
"Regis Philbin as Himself"
"Rob Schneider as the Townie (playing his character from The Waterboy)"
"Frank Sivero as Alumni Hall Announcer"
"Jackie Titone as Jenna, Holly's best friend"
"George Wallace as Mayor"
"Bill Walton as Himself"
"Carl Weathers as Chubbs Petersen (playing his character from Happy Gilmore)"
"Henry Winkler as Himself"
"Reese Witherspoon as Holly Schear (Nicky's Mother)"
"Fred Wolf and the Harlem Globetrotters"
"Radio Man as himself (Deleted scene only)"
"Laura Harring as Mrs. Dunleavy"
"If Your Father Was the Devil, and Your Mother Was an Angel, You'd Be Messed Up, Too."
"Be Unafraid. Be Very Unafraid."
"He's Never Been to Earth, He's Never Even Slept Over Another Dude's House!"
"Being Evil Ain't Easy."
"Ben Vereen - O'Connor Flood"
"Erzsebet Foldi - Michelle Gideon"
"Michael Tokan - Dr. Ballinger"
"Max Wright - Joshua Penn"
"William LeMassena - Jonesy Hecht"
"Deborah Geffner - Victoria Porter"
"John Lithgow - Lucas Sergeant"
"Jules Fisher - Jules"
"Chris Chase - Leslie Perry, film critic"
"Michael Hinton (uncredited) - band drummer"
"Wallace Shawn - Assistant insurance man"
"C. C. H. Pounder - Nurse Blake"
"Robert Levine as Dr. Hyman"
"Ben Masters - Dr. Garry"
"Sandahl Bergman, Eileen Casey, Bruce Anthony Davis, Gary Flannery, Jennifer Nairn-Smith, Danny Ruvolo, Leland Schwantes, John Sowinski, Candace Tovar, and Rima Vetter - Principal dancers"
"Anthony Holland - Paul"
"[repeated line] It's showtime, folks!"
"Sometimes, I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins."
"[to Audrey] If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. [to Katie] And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you."
"Do you suppose Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed?"
"Stop smiling! Lay back! Lay back! Hold it, hold it, hold it. Candy, Casey, very good. You're gonna do it again, Victoria. Gary, Danny, let's go. Stop smiling, it's not the high school play. Count! Hold it. [to Victoria] Stand on your right foot. Point your left toe. Drop the shoulder. Now, that's not too hard, is it? Again!"