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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, OK? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."
"When good luck is a long shot, you have to hedge your bets."
"If you stay in the game long enough, you'll see everything, win everything, and lose everything."
"Pat Morita - Mahi Mahi"
"Johnny Williams - Johnny Sandwich"
"Seymour Cassel - Tony Cataracts"
"Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy Nolan/Donna Korman"
"Peter Boyle - Chief Orman"
"John Capodice - Sally Molars"
"It's a love that's All Shook Up!"
"James Caan - Tommy Korman"
"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe."
"Robert Costanzo - Sidney Tomashefsky"
"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises."
"Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer"
"People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other."
"We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter."
"Anne Bancroft - Bea Singer"
"Bruno Mars - Little Elvis"
"Burton Gilliam - Roy Bacon"
"Tony Shalhoub - Buddy Walker"
"Sorrell Brooke: Judge"
"Fred Whalen: Sarasota Slim (Pool Hustler)"
"Hank Jones: Officer"
"Ralph Manza: Weasel"
"Tom Pedi: Honest Harry"
"James Hampton: Capt. Anderson"
"Howard Platt: Col. Woodruff"
"Hans Conried: Chief Dr. Heffel"
"William Prince: Mr. Charlie Olympus"
"Harry Morgan: Gen. Stilton"
"Roddy McDowall: Mr. Stallwood"
"Sandy Duncan: Dr. Elizabeth "Liz" Bartlett"
"Ronnie Schell: Sgt. Duffy/Voice of Jake"
"Ken Berry: Dr. Franklin "Frank" Wilson"
"McLean Stevenson: Dr. Norman Link"
"Jesse White: Earnest Ernie (the Gambling Dealer)"
"Alan Young: Dr. Winger (veterinarian)"
"Giancarlo Giannini - Rene Mathis"
"Jesper Christensen - Mr. White"
"Judi Dench - M"
"Mads Mikkelsen - Le Chiffre"
"Jeffrey Wright - Felix Leiter"
"Discover how James... became Bond."
"A whisper of love. A whisper of hate."
"Always Bet On Bond"
"Eva Green - Vesper Lynd"
"[Last lines] I'm sorry, James. [The lift she is in falls into water and she drowns]"
"[James and Vesper meets René at an outdoor cafe] My name is Mathis. Rene Mathis. I'm your contact here. [James asks if Le Chiffre is aware of being surveilled] Le Chiffre? I don't think so. Probably because there's no "we." Just me. I'm afraid if you get into trouble here... the cavalry won't be coming over the nearest hill. Le Chiffre arrived yesterday... and spent the time reestablishing old relationships. The chief of police and he are now quite close. That's him, with the mustache. Over my left shoulder. Well, that could make life quite difficult. Yeah, and quite possibly shorter. He's not a very subtle man. I thought about trying to buy his services, but we frankly... couldn't afford to outbid Le Chiffre. [Police cruisers arrive with officers crowding around the police chief] I hate to say it... but the accountants seem to be running Ml6 these days. Oh, not that I have anything against accountants. [Strokes Vesper's shoulder] Many of them are lovely people. So I decided that it was cheaper to supply his deputy... with evidence that we were bribing the chief. It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days, isn't it? I think your odds are improving, Mr. Bond."
"Daniel Craig - James Bond"