"[explaining to Spartan why the Scraps live underground] You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Mayer Wiener." You live up top, you live Cocteau's way: what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here... and maybe starve to death."

"[Upon learning that commercial jingles are now considered popular music] Somebody put me back in the fridge."

"When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live."

"Paula Shaw - The Coroner"

"Jonathan Jackson - Randy Stetz"

"Katharine Isabelle - Tanya Francke"

"Lorne Cardinal - Officer Rich"

"Kerry Sandomirsky - Trish Eckhart"

"Larry Holden - Officer Farrell Brooks"

"Jay Brazeau - Officer Francis"

"Crystal Lowe - Kay Connell"

"Paul Dooley - Chief Charlie Nyback"

"Nicky Katt - Detective Fred Duggar"

"Maura Tierney - Rachel Clement"

"Martin Donovan - Det. Hap Eckhart"

"Hilary Swank - Det. Ellie Burr"

"Robin Williams - Walter Finch"

"Al Pacino - Det. Will Dormer"

"Fred Duggar: What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? [Points to himself with both thumbs] This guy!"

"Rachel Clement: There are two kinds of people in Alaska: those who were born here and those who come here to escape something. I wasn't born here."

"Hap Eckhart: You tried to kill me? Fuck you!"

"[last words] You forgot the wild card, Will."

"You and I share a secret. We know how easy it is to kill somebody. That ultimate taboo. It doesn't exist outside our minds. I didn't murder her. I killed her, but it just ended up that way."

"You have no evidence I killed Kay. You only know because I told you what I saw."

"Can't sleep, Will?"

"[last words] Let me sleep. Just let me sleep."

"You don't get it, do you, Finch? You're my job. You're what I'm paid to do. You're about as mysterious to me as a blocked toilet is to a fucking plumber. Reasons for doing what you did? Who gives a fuck?"

"Randy, this whole thing you're doing, you know, this "fuck the world" act, now that might work with your mama. It might even work with a couple of these local cops, who have known you long enough to figure you're too dumb to ever kill anyone without leaving a couple of witnesses and a signed confession. Ain't gonna work with me, because I know things, you understand? I know you beat your girlfriend. I know she was seeing somebody else. Somebody she might have even gone to see after she walked out on you Friday night. Now, you're gonna tell us who that somebody might be? Or are you so fucking stupid, you're going to leave yourself as the last person to see Kay Connell alive?"

"Frances O'Connor - Rita"

"Christian Slater - Sgt. Pete "Ox" Anderson"

"Adam Beach - Pvt. Ben Yahzee"

"Nicolas Cage - Sgt. Joe Enders"

"Honor Was Their Code"

"Marine: I got something for you Bastards!!!"

"Marine: Goddamn you, Joe Enders!"

"Dear Rita...to answer your question... I'm listening. Your letters are the only thing that keep me going out here. As far as writing back... sorry it"s taken me this long. All I can think about is what you said sitting on the beach...about the world being a beautiful place. I just need a little help seeing it that way again. I want to come back, Rita. I want to see you again. Take a walk on that beach with you. Learn to live again. His name was Joe Enders. From South Philadelphia. He was a fierce warrior, a good Marine."

"[last words] Hail Mary... full of grace... our Lord is with thee. Holy Mary, Mother of God... pray for us..."

"The men who fought with me got decorated, too for dying. So, the lieutenant was killed the night before. None of the sergeants even made it out of the landing crafts. That left me in charge. It was my first command. Orders were to hold some shitty swamp marsh on the ass-end of nowhere. And I did. All of the men under my command men who trusted me, who begged me, to pull back, not one of them made it. Just one stupid asshole. And for that, they gave me the Silver Star."

"I ain't that drunk, Yahzee, you cut that horseshite out."

"No one else is gonna die."

"Anthony Dawson — Professor Dent"

"Bernard Lee — M"

"Jack Lord — Felix Leiter"

"Joseph Wiseman — Dr. No"

"Ursula Andress — Honey Ryder"

"Sean Connery — James Bond"

"The First James Bond Film Adventure!"

"007 The double "O" means he has a license to kill when he chooses ... where he chooses ... whom he chooses!"