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"[While fishing for sharks, using Steve-O as bait] Dude, isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy?"

"[After sticking a fish hook through Steve-O's mouth] Oh, man. That hurt to do that to you."

"I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!"

"[After completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball] That was fun. Let's never do that again."

"Knoxville is gonna see what the moon looks like!"

"You fuckers are asses! I don't trust anybody!"

"[Before plunging Steve-O] You better shit piss, asswipe!"

"It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine balls, and they're heavy as shit!"

"[Johnny Knoxville is about to be launched in the air] I'm scared just watching him, I want a Lance helmet!"

"We're here at April and Phil's house and I'm gonna present them the branded dick on my butt. No let me rephrase that, DICKS!"

"Can somebody make a dick run?"

"[Doing the gluteus cattle-branding skit] Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck!"

"[After the Yak Charge] That couldn't have gone any better. I didn't know Knoxville could do back flips."

"[After getting shot by riot explosive] I'm crying. I'm a fucking skateboarder, I don't get shot!"

"[Regarding the Riot Control Test] If Knoxville goes in there... I'll french-kiss him."

"Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!"

"[Just before the second attempt at "big red rocket"] Even if the rocket doesn't blow up on me this time, there's really not a lot of great ways for it to end, anyway."

"[While gagging after Pontius drinking horse semen] I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."

"[After Steve-O does the butt chug] He's peeing like a girl!"

"This is REALLY gonna suck!"

"[Preparing Steve-O for the butt chug] I'm staring right down Main Street and it's not looking any good at all."

"[After taking a fall] My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."

"Okay, who brought crabs to the party? [Laughs] One of the guys had crabs!"

"[After getting shot by riot explosive] Is this okay? [Points to face] Then we're good."

"It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud."

"If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole."

"Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass."

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!"

"SigourneyWeaver – Dr. Grace Augustine"

"Stephen Lang – Colonel Miles Quaritch"

"Sam Worthington – Jake Sully/Tom Sully"

"Well, he wanted them to be very beautiful. And I do believe that, at some point, he said something to the effect of...the audience has to want to fuck her. I mean, Jim is very plain in his language."

"Enter the World"

"When my heart was never open. And my spirit never free. To the world that you have shown me. But my eyes did not envision. All the colours of love, and of life, evermore."

"I see me through your eyes Breathing new life, flying high Your love shines the way into paradise – So I offer my life – I offer my love for you."

"Now I give my hope to you, I surrender – I pray in my heart that this world never ends."

"Walking through a dream, I see you My light in darkness breathing hope of new life Now I live through you and you through me, enchanted I pray in my heart that this dream never ends."

"[last words before she got killed in a fiery blaze by Quaritch] Rogue one is hit. We're goin' in. Sorry, Jake."

"[after having fired upon Col. Quaritch's ship] Oops. You're not the only one with a gun, bitch!"

"[refusing to participate on the attack on the natives] I didn't sign up for this shit!"

"[while flying past the floating Hallelujah Mountains] You should see your faces."

"Laz Alonso – Tsu'tey"

"Wes Studi – Eytukan"

"CCH Pounder – Mo'at"

"Zoe Saldana – Neytiri"

"Michelle Rodriguez - Trudy Chacon"

"Dileep Rao – Dr. Max Patel"

"Joel David Moore – Dr. Norm Spellman"

"Giovanni Ribisi – Parker Selfridge"

"[While watching the RDA fleet fire incendiary missiles at Hometree] NO!!!"