"That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!"

"Wait a second, where's my phone?"

"The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane."

"Guys, I think it's a staring contest."

"What do you mean, there's nothing there? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji."

"NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man."

"Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?"

"Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do."

"BLACK MAMBA!!! That's a black mamba! A quarter milligram of its venom is enough to kill an adult. You'll feel a tingling in your mouth and extremities, followed by a fever, foaming at the mouth, and ataxia, which means loss of muscle control. HOW DO I KNOW THAT?!"

"What's wrong with her?"

"When you see me, begin the climb."

"YOU DROPPED THE JEWEL?!"

"When you see the elephant, begin the climb."

"[Ruby Roundhouse: I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school.] I did that once. They sent me to the office. Noah likes it when I show some skin. It's like the key to our relationship."

"Wow, wow, wow! Oh, this is so much easier!"

"That is insane."

"That was so intense, I, like, can't even with this place."

"Later, dude."

"Oh, my god, these things are crazy!"

"It's okay, you can handle this. In real life, people love you, You can hook up with anyone you want. [Ruby Roundhouse: Is that what you tell yourself when you're scared?] Can you not judge me for, like, two seconds? I split up with Noah, I turned into a guy, and I cannot find my phone! I am allowed to be upset!"

"You pick a character and you're that person in the game."

"A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. Jumanji."