"I've heard tales. The most treacherous and merciless creatures hiding in the shadows. Creatures you wouldn’t believe! There’s a moose... and he’s a-waitin', but he doesn’t know what he's waitin' for. And they say at the bottom of a bridge is a shifty fox, who's just sitting there being... shifty! And then, there's a possum that just hangs out lighting matches! [laugh manically] Whoa!"