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"[to the Jokerz] It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks."
"[after the Jokerz's vehicle crashes] That ain’t coming out of my allowance."
"I hate to say it, but I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow."
"[to Ace] Good Batdog."
"Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it."
"You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman; but now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again."
"Hello Gotham, Joker's back in town. [laughs]"
"[meeting the new Batman] Ah, the new boy: ears are too long and I miss the cape but not too shabby, not too shabby at all; Woof."
"[to Bruce] Oh no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie; after all, who'd know me better than you?"
"[to Bruce] Don't get up, Bruce, it's just an old friend come by to say hello. Hello, Batman. [laughing]"
"This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites: Hyperion-class, laser armed, handy little gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles or giving someone a world-class hotfoot. [simulation of the satellite firing down on Gotham] Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory; you're welcome to try and stop us but, [chuckles] I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon, toodle."
"Aren't you the nasty tattletale, ratting me out before I have my fun? [prepares to fire the satellite laser] Papa spank."
"[preparing to fire the satellite laser] So where should I make Ground Zero, Gotham General, where our hero's dear little Dana is recuperating, or here, in the happy garden of Mrs. Mary McGinnis? I always think it adds resonance to a hero's mission to have some defining element of tragedy in his background, don't you? Ah, but the one and only kickoff point must be stately Wayne Manor: gone in a flash before Brucie can hobble to safety or mount a rescue, don't worry though; I'll be hitting those other spots soon enough."
"[after shocking Ace] End of the line, Snoopy."
"Adios, Brucie; I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that but the truth is, I really did hate your guts. [blows raspberry]"
"[working on a communications array, not looking up] You might as well show yourself. I heard you coming a mile away. [Batman decloaks] I'm no Boy Wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away, even at my age."
"Me and the others gave everything, but it just wasn't enough for the old man. I used to think, if I went on long enough, someday he'd retire and I'd... ah, the heck with it. Capes, costumes, bad guys - it was kid's stuff! Bruce probably did me a favor. By the end, I was so sick of it I never wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again...! [turns around; Batman is gone] Some things never change."
"I owe you big time. Bruce couldn't have chosen anyone better to put on the mask."
"Terry. I've been thinking about something you once told me. And you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile; it's the other way around. Never tell yourself anything different."
"[After hitting a target with a batarang] Still got it."
"Will Friedle as Terry McGinnis/Batman II"
"Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Mark Hamill as The Joker, Jordan Pryce"
"Angie Harmon as Commissioner Barbara Gordon"
"Dean Stockwell as Tim Drake"
"Tara Strong as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl"
"Mathew Valencia as Tim Drake/Robin"
"Melissa Joan Hart as Delia and Deidre Dennis/Dee-Dee"
"Michael Rosenbaum as Stewart Carter Winthrop III/Ghoul"
"Henry Rollins as Benjamin Knox/Bonk"
"Don Patrick Harvey as Charles Buntz/Chucko"
"Lauren Tom as Dana Tan"
"Rachael Leigh Cook as Chelsea Cunningham"
"Frank Welker as Ace, Woof the Hyena-Man"
"Arleen Sorkin as Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn"
"Teri Garr as Mary McGinnis"
"Ryan O'Donohue as Matt McGinnis"
"Vernee Watson-Johnson as Ms. Joyce Carr"
"Mary Scheer as Mrs. Drake"
"Andrea Romano as Tim Drake/Joker Jr."
"Jason Stanford as Gangster"
"Did you say something?"
"Take that back!"
"Wait for me, guys!"
"I'm gonna wear something heroic."
"There's that voice again."
"What do you mean "pose"?"
"From in here?"
"Pikachu! You can't even save me! Just take care of yourself and all the others! I'll miss you, buddy! I love you all!"
"(thinks: No, Lucario isn't gone...) Its Aura is with me!"
"I guess it all started when that flock of Spearow attacked. There were so many of them. I thought it was finished. But then Pikachu rushed to my rescue. I'll never forget that moment. I knew then that I can count on Pikachu, and it felt the same way about me."
"Why did you abandon the Queen? Answer me!"
"[offscreen] Why did you betray me?"
"There's nothing you can do for me Ash..."
"I have to go Ash... Aaron, is waiting for me."
"Sir Aaron!"
"Don't take things that aren't yours."
"Master if you could hear me, I want to tell you how much you mean to me."
"The aura is with me!"
"Behold the power of aura!"
"Lucario, forgive me. Please understand. I had to seal you inside the staff. I knew if you didn't you'd followed me here and suffer the same fate. I only wish you could have known the real story. One day you will be released in a distant and more peaceful time. What would it be like? I wonder if-. I have no regrets. My journey has been good. I served a beautiful queen. And you and I shared many adventures. Those memories will always be with me. Lucario, farewell. You were more to me than just my student, you are my closest friend. Who knows? It could be....one day....we will see each other again. I hope so my friend."
"Now Mew! Accept the aura!"
"So, what's she up to?"
"Not funny! I think it needs to sleep some more."
"Hey, I'm starting to like this dump."
"Hey, Mew, what's going on?"
"Help me! Aah!"
"I feel queasy."
"Now, this is living."
"Take a break!"
"What are those Weavile doing?!"
"I should send you both to obedience school."
"Oops, sorry."
"Uh-oh! He's catching up!"
"Oh, no! The train!"
"[unmasks the werewolf] Just kiddin'! Scooby-Dooby-Doo! [chuckles]"
"I don't know why she’s so uptight. [transforms into a werewolf] Just because... [transforms back to normal] I have a little case of... [transforms into a werewolf] hiccups."
"Like, why do girls always scream in these dreadful horror movies?"
"Some people can choke up anything."
"[while being chased by the crowd] Hey, like, I know I'm not handsome, but I'm no monster!"
"[after the crowd chases him again] Not again! Like, this is nuts!"
"Shah-Gee? Shah-Gee?! What kind of a name is Shah-Gee?"
"[attempting to stop the monsters from fighting] WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Wolfgong, drop a cage. [Wolfgong drops a cage on himself] Not on you, stupid, on them!"
"I'm such a dirty guy."
"[to Shaggy] Now, you're beginning to bug me. [to the crowd] Your nerves bug me too."
"What's the matter with all of you?! How could you let that werewolf make monster monkeys out of you?! Put those pedals to the metal!"
"[singing] Pardon me, boy, is this the Transylvania choo-choo?"
"[talking about Vanna] Her mind wanders, and she just goes along for the ride."
""Sorry"?! That's not the way it was supposed to come out!"
"[tricking Shaggy into taking a detour into the tar pits] Shaggy's road is the pits. Tar pits, that is."
"That's what he thinks. (sing song) We're back!"
"Brunch: Ah, yes, allow me translate. Crunch said "Top ho, everyone.""
"Brunch: He said "Ta-ta for now.""
"Brunch: We have the master's reluctant werewolf!"
"Googie: Go, Shaggy, go! Don't be a bust! Leave the other guys in the dust! Yay, Shaggy!"
"Googie: Go, Shaggy, go! Keep up the pace! Go all the way and win the race! Yay!"
"Googie: Way to go, Shaggy! Give it the gun! You're gonna finish number one! Yay, Shaggy!"
"Googie: Shaggy, don't drink too fast. You'll get the hiccups."
"The New Scooby-Doo Movie You'll Howl For!"
"Don Messick - Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo"
"Casey Kasem - Shaggy / Werewolf"
"B.J. Ward - Googie, Repulsa and Woman on TV"
"Hamilton Camp - Dracula, Police Officer and Man in Drive-In"
"Jim Cummings - Frankenstein, Dragonfly, Wolfgong, Snack Bar Manager, Genghis Kong and Monster on TV"
"Joan Gerber - Short Witch, Woman at Store"
"Ed Gilbert - Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Snyde, Spooky Voice, Doorknob and the Narrator"
"Brian Stokes Mitchell - Bonejangles"
"Pat Musick - Vanna Pira and Girl in Drive-In #1"
"Alan Oppenheimer - The Mummy and Swamp Thing"
"Rob Paulsen - Brunch, Ghost and Man in Car"
"Mimi Seton - Tall Witch Sister, Girl in Drive-In #2, Boy in Drive-In and Screamer"
"Frank Welker - Crunch, the Spider Monster, Plant Monster, Tyler Country Racer #1, Rooster and Schlockness Monster"
"Talk to me, Krabs."
"Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm goin' in."
"Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine."
"Come on, Phil. Stay with me. Let's hear about that family."
"Say cheese."
"Who is it gonna be, Gary? Heh, heh, heh. Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"I'm ready, promotion!"
"I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today."
"Aw, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple!"
"Well, good luck with that."
"How many seconds was that?"
"Patrick, look! Plankton's turning everyone we know into slaves."
"And you know? I've been through in a lot of the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven, and a half seconds. And if I learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are."
"Are you crazy? I was gonna tell that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of MY LIFE!!!"
"That sounds like the manager for the new Krusty Krab 2! [He looks down to see that he has no clothes] Oops, hold on. Congratulations, buddy."
"Hooray for SpongeBob!!"
"Hey, it’s the new Krusty Krab 2 Manager!"
"I have to use the bathroom."
"Did you see my underwear?"
"Step on us?"
"Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs, leave a message."
"Hello! I like money."
"You… did not… get… the job!"
"Don't you just hate wrong numbers?"
"We paid $9 for this?"
"I paid 10!"
"I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea."
"MY CROWN! AAHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY ROYAL CROWN!"
"MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!"
"Prepare to burn, Krabs!"
"Squire, will you hurry? AHHHHH!!!!!"
"All Hail Plankton."
"I’M GONNA BE BALD?!"
"Uhh… Dad? Your… Crown?"
"Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting."
"Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops [imitates the Cyclops stomping] who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures! Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!"
"Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom. [Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now] Or should I say, Planktopolis?"
"The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands."
"You just gotta believe!"
"Daddy, no!"
"I WILL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Plan Z. I love Plan Z."
"[Laughter] Who can stop me now?! WHO?!?!"
"No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t just gonna build itself. MOVE FASTER!"
"[Last words before his defeat] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you folks accidentally knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I will destroy all of you!"
"Don't get worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors."
"A hero will rise."
"Bigger. Better. More absorbent."
"Hero. Legend. Sponge."
"Sponge meets world."
"Tom Kenny — SpongeBob, Narrator, Clay, Tough Fish #2, Houston Voice"
"Clancy Brown — Mr. Krabs"
"Rodger Bumpass — Squidward, Fish #4"
"Bill Fagerbakke — Patrick Star, Fish #2, Chum Customer, Local Fish"
"Mr. Lawrence — Plankton, Fred, Lloyd"
"Jill Talley — Karen, Old Lady"
"Carolyn Lawrence — Sandy"
"M.J Catlett — Mrs. Puff"
"Jeffrey Tambor — King Neptune"
"Scarlett Johansson — Princess Mindy"
"Alec Baldwin — Dennis"
"Dee Bradley Baker — Man Cop, Phil, Perch Perkins, Waiter, Floyd, Thug, Coughing Fish, Twin #1, Freed Fish, Sandals"
"Sirena Irwin — Reporter, Driver, Ice Cream Lady"
"Lori Alan — Pearl"
"Tom Wilson — Fish #3, Victor"
"Carlos Alazraqui — Squire, Goofy Goober Announcer, Thief"
"Ben Elton — Prisoner (uncredited)"
"Thick Wilson — Singing Goofy Goober (does not speak)"
"Charles Collingwood — Pirate"
"Junior Campbell — Laughing Bubble (uncredited)"
"Steve Nallon — The Parrot"
"Mike Mulloy - Twin #2"
"Frank Welker - Gary, Frogfish Monster"
"Eddie Redmayne — Voice of the Cyclops (uncredited) (Neil Ross, Grunts only)"
"Don Austen — as the Fisherman (uncredited)"
"David Hasselhoff — Himself"
"Kristopher Logan — as Pirate Captain"
"D.P. FitzGerald — as Pirate 1"
"Cole McKay — as Pirate 2"
"Dylan Haggerty — as Pirate 3"
"Bart McCarthy — as Pirate 4"
"Henry Kingi — as Pirate 5"
"Randolph Jones — as Pirate 6"
"Paul Zies — as Pirate 7"
"Gerard Griesbaum — as Pirate 8"
"Aaron Hendry — as Pirate 9 Cyclops Diver"
"Maxie Santillan — as Pirate 10"
"Peter DeYoung — as Pirate 11"
"Gino Montesinos — as Pirate 12"
"John Siciliano — as Pirate 13"
"David Stifel — as Pirate 14"
"Alex Baker — as Pirate 15"
"Robin Russell — as Pirate 16"
"Tommy Schooler — as Pirate 17"
"Ben Wilson — as Pirate 18"
"José Zelay — as Pirate 19"
"Mageina Tovah — uncredited as Movie cleaner"
"Thick Wilson — as Concession Guys-uncredited"
"Dean Jones — as Fisherman -uncredited"
"It's not flat. It's just a little low on air. [The ball pops and deflates]"
"We can refuse to sell our houses."
"That went well."
"[stepping on to the roof] Deep Voice!"
"If only I could find the guts to tell you. If only I weren't such a coward. If only I had your strength."
"[watching from a roof] Blockapalooza, hah! Please."
"I was walking, until you knocked me down, football head."
"So? What's your point?"
"This is our neighborhood!"
"How can they tear it down!?"
"How can they turn our smile into a frown!?"
"We may be just a few, but if me and you and you"
"But I thought the occasion called for it. [singing] We may be just a few"
"Spencer Klein as Arnold"
"Paul Sorvino as Alphonse Perrier du von Scheck"
"Jennifer Jason Leigh as Bridget"
"Francesca Marie Smith as Helga Geraldine Pataki / Deep Voice"
"Jamil Walker Smith as Gerald Johanssen"
"Dan Castellaneta as Grandpa Phil, Nick Vermicelli, Jolly Olly Man"
"Tress MacNielle as Grandma Gertie, Mayor Dixie, Red"
"Christopher Lloyd as Coroner"
"Maurice LaMarche as Big Bob Pataki, Head of Security"
"Sam Gifaldi as Sid"
"Christopher P. Walberg as Stinky Peterson"
"Olivia Hack as Rhonda Wellington Lloyd"
"Blake McIver Ewing as Eugene Horowitz"
"Anndi McAfee as Phoebe Heyerdahl"
"Justin Shenkarow as Harold Berman"
"Vincent Schiavelli as Mr. Bailey"
"Kath Soucie as Miriam Pataki"
"James Keane as Marty Green, Riot Cop"
"Elizabeth Ashley as Mrs. Vitello"
"Michael Levin as Ray Doppel"
"Steve Viksten as Oskar Kokoshka"
"Dom Irrera as Ernie Potts"
"Baoan Coleman as Mr. Hyunh"
"Craig Bartlett as Brainy, Murray, Grubby, Monkeyman"
"Lacey Chabert as Eliza Thornberry"
"Danielle Harris as Debbie Thornberry"
"Tim Curry as Nigel Thornberry / Col. Radcliffe Thornberry"
"Jodi Carlisle as Marianne Thornberry"
"Michael "Flea" Balzary as Donnie Thornberry"
"Tom Kane as Darwin"
"Lynn Redgrave as Cordelia Jasmin McGold Thornberry"
"Rupert Everett as Sloan Blackburn"
"Marisa Tomei as Bree Blackburn"
"Alfre Woodard as Akela"
"Kimberly Brooks as Tally"
"Cree Summer as Phaedra"
"Brenda Blethyn as Mrs. Fairgood"
"Obba Babatunde as Boko"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Shaman Mnyambo"
"Melissa Greenspan as Sarah Wellington"
"Tara Stong, Hynden Walch and Mae Whitman as schoolgirls"
"Roger L. Jackson as Reggie and Thunder"
"John Kassir and Charles Shaughnessy as Squirrels"
"Is there an indelible line dividing sanity from insanity, or do they change, one into the other, at the slightest turn of events? We'll find out, soon enough, that the world itself is insane."
"Know much about ? It's the place between heaven and hell, where those who were left behind, unable to get into heaven continue to suffer, a place of struggle and pain. In other words, the world that we're in now."
"Halloween is the one day when a soul in purgatory can be released. If he prays hard enough, he can go to heaven at last. Say your prayers."
"On , I lost two things. One was my memory. I couldn't even remember my own name. It's like I wasn't even alive to begin with."
"Before this life of yours ends, tell me something: Is my memory still left on Titan? Am I living in the real world? Or is this just a dream that these butterflies are showing me? Are they a part of the dream?"
"It's just that he was all alone. Always by himself. Never anyone to share the game. A man who lived in dreams—that's who he was."
"Hey i'll you a deal. if anyone can catch him with that drawing, i'll pay the bounty myself, faye."
"Years ago, back when I was much younger, I was afraid of nothing. I had not the slightest fear of death. I was ready to die anytime. But then I met a special woman. She made me want to go on living. For the first time, I was afraid of death. A feeling I'd never had before."
"I'm just a gun-toting weathergirl."
"Damn it! Morons don't learn until they die!"
"Well, i saw him. i got a very clear view, i know exactly what he looks like."
"Get ready for the world of Bebop."
"Say your prayers."
"They're here to save the planet. But not for free."
"Are you living in the real world?"
"Kōichi Yamadera - Spike Spiegel"
"Megumi Hayashibara - Faye Valentine"
"Unshō Ishizuka - Jet Black"
"Aoi Tada - Ed"
"Tsutomu Isobe - Vincent Volaju"
"Ai Kobayashi - Electra Ovilo"
"Mickey Curtis - Rasheed"
"Yuji Ueda - Lee Sampson"
"Steven Blum - Spike Spiegel"
"Wendee Lee - Faye Valentine"
"Beau Billingslea - Jet Black"
"Melissa Fahn - Ed"
"Daran Norris - Vincent Volaju"
"Jennifer Hale - Electra Ovilo"
"Nicholas Guest - Rasheed"
"Dave Wittenberg - Lee Sampson"
"(to Mewtwo) You're one of a kind too. Everybody is."
"(to Mewtwo) Do you always need a reason to help someone?"
"Hey, I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan... as a drying pan!"
"The moon reflects the light of the sun. Pokémon born into this world may walk freely in that sun. But we were created, reflections. We are shadows. Perhaps we should not live in sunlight, but in the shadows of moonlight."
"Enough! We are what we are. We will stay here and live in peace, if we can."
"(to Ash) Perhaps you are unique, a unique human. One of a kind."
"(to Clone Pikachu) No. Fighting is senseless."
"Yes, they deserve to remember. If we are able to look into the future as other Pokèmon do, we must also look into the past. The shame of that past is not ours, it belongs to those who used our past to set us apart, to ensure the safety of all of my fellow Pokèmon and of this healing place. I will only clear the memories of those who seek to destroy them. Only they shall forget."
"The time has come for us to depart."
"Thank you. I will remember you always."
"If you hear my voice, know that it is my spirit calling across time and space...to yours."
"(to Ash) I will remember you....always."
"You ask why I saved the humans? For our own protection. An accident would bring human rescuers. We might be discovered and our peace disrupted. You believe there is another reason? That I felt concerned? That I cared about the safety of those humans? I assure you, that is not the case. I could never feel compassion for humans."
"For these Pokémon, life as it should be. They were born into this world. It is their home. They belong here. We were not born as they were. We are not of this world. We do not belong in it. But where do we belong? Do we truly deserve to belong here as much as the other Pokémon do? We are unlike the others. Yes, I am sure the moon is round and bright to those Butterfree just as it is to us and other Pokémon who sees it. If we see the moon as they do, why can we not see the Earth as they do? Yes, why?"
"There is nothing to be gained from such battling. You are the same as the other Pokémon. Neither stronger nor weaker. You proved that the last time we met."
"I searched for a place to live in secret and in peace. Now these humans have found us again. Perhaps we shall never find peace."
"Then I must use what remains of my power. Either these machines will be destroyed or I will be."
"I do not know what I am, and soon it may not matter."
"I have seen this place. I have been here before. Was it...in my dreams? But this is no dream. I feel new life rising within me. Mew? If these waters have the same restoring effect on me, as they do on other Pokémon, Pokémon who belong into this world. Could it be that this world is my rightful place too?"
"You will not defile this place. It does not belong to you, anymore than I do. This place has given me new life. Now I shall use all of my power to defend it."
"So this is my power, but what is my purpose?"
"Andrew Lawrence as Theodore Jasper "T.J." Detweiller"
"Rickey D'Shon Collins as Vince LaSalle"
"Jason Davis as Mikey Blumberg (speaking voice)"
"Robert Goulet as Mikey Blumberg (singing voice)"
"Ashley Johnson as Gretchen Grundler"
"Courtland Mead as Gus Griswold"
"Pamela Segall as Ashley Spinelli"
"Dabney Coleman as Principal Peter Prickly"
"James Woods as Dr. Phillium Benedict"
"Peter MacNicol as Fenwick"
"April Winchell as Miss Muriel Finster / Mrs. Detweiller"
"Paul Willson as Mr. Detweiller"
"Melissa Joan Hart as Becky Detweiller"
"Ryan O'Donohue as Digger Dave / Randall C. Weems"
"Allyce Beasley as Miss Grotke"
"Dan Castellaneta as Guard #1"
"Tony Jay as Dr. Rosenthal"
"Nicholas Turturro as Cop #1"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Cop #2"
"Clancy Brown as Bald Guy (a.k.a. Kojak)"
"Robert Stack as Superintendent"
"Erik von Detten as Erwin Lawson / Captain Brad"
"R. Lee Ermey as Colonel O'Malley"
"What am I still doing this for? It's gotta be one or the other. I can't have it both ways. I can't put myself on the line if someone's waiting for me at home."
"Your angel of death awaits you."
"[to the Phantasm, via remote camera] Whoops! Ha! I guess the joke's on me. You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be all over town... to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head..."
"[to Batman, on the phone] Listen, boopsie, even though you never call and never write, I still got a soft spot for you. So I'm sending you a fun gift...airmail. [Batman sees a small flying toy rigged with explosives starting to fly into the window] And there's no use jumping out the window this time, toots. The plane of the future is about to make you history! [Batman quickly throws a batarang at the toy, setting off the explosive. The explosion still knocks him back, causing him to drop the phone] Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been...disconnected! [cackles loudly]"
"Wrong! It ain't the Bat! Nope, nope, nope. I've seen the guy. He looks more like the Ghost of Christmas Future."
"For once, I'm stuck without a punchline."
"Well, lady, I'm impressed. You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids."
"Dana Delany as Andrea Beaumont"
"Mark Hamill as The Joker"
"Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth"
"Bob Hastings as Commissioner James Gordon"
"Robert Costanzo as Detective Harvey Bullock"
"Hart Bochner as Arthur Reeves"
"Stacy Keach as Carl Beaumont, The Phantasm"
"Abe Vigoda as Salvatore Valestra"
"Dick Miller as Charles "Chuckie" Sol"
"John P. Ryan as Buzz Bronski"
"Arleen Sorkin as Mrs. Bambi"
"Greg Abbey as Yusei Fudo"
"Matthew Charles as Jaden Yuki"
"Dan Green as Yugi Muto / Yami Yugi"
"[from the trailer] I, Jerrica Benton, am living the most unexceptional life. My sister Kimber and I live with our Aunt Bailey and her two foster kids. At some point, we all wish we could just become someone else."
"[from the trailer] Everyone has a secret identity. Which one's the real you?"
"[from the trailer] Oh my God, you're Internet famous. That's, like, the second best thing to being actually famous."
"[from the trailer] There are some voices that are too special to keep hidden. Those are your father's words."
"Every Generation Needs a Voice"
"I watched the Jem trailer. No star earrings? Where are the misfits?"
"Oh, when I seen that damn trailer, I was outraged; I was truly, truly, fucking outraged. That trailer had me outraged to the highest level of pissivity. I don't know if that's a word, but we're gonna use that word today, okay?"
"Jem has lost her outrageousness and gained a robotic sidekick in an overlong, low-budget big-screen reboot of the 1980s toy-selling cartoon series."
"And yet the film seems inexplicably embarrassed by its roots, instead serving up half-baked and self-consciously contemporary drama that no one in the sure-to-be minimal theatrical audience will remember quite so fondly some 30 years on."
"If you're a hard-core "Jem" fan who's still mad that Synergy is no longer a super-computer and that the rival band The Misfits are nowhere to be found (stick around after the credits, I'm just saying), you won't be won over by this reimagining of the material. But if you never had much investment in the Holograms, and aren't expecting any singles as great as "Three Small Words" from "Josie and the Pussycats," you may find this bubblegum musical more of a toe-tapper than you might have imagined."
"The movie doesn't put enough effort into any of these subplots; it seems to be merely tossing ideas into the pot that it thinks might appeal to 9-year-olds. Its biggest sin, though, is to miss the girl-power allure of the cartoon, in which Jerrica, in addition to being a rock star, was also a businesswoman. Instead, it grabs for the YouTube generation by making Jem a heroine for every kid who has ever been fat-shamed, had parents who don't listen, has been anxious about sexual identity and so on. Homemade-looking videos, thanking Jem for giving voice to their concerns through her bland songs, keep cropping up to try to sell this conceit."
"Fans of the original series will be outraged, while newcomers will be mystified."
"Shatner and the show's devoted fans would be well advised to steer clear of the final product. Not being part of the generation that watched the show, I can't vouch for its merits. But it's safe to say that it must be miles ahead of this wan, bloated screen version which forgoes the original's sci-fi and thriller aspects. Reduced to a teen girl empowerment vehicle that trots out every show business cliche about sacrificing your values for stardom, the film is a non-starter that is unlikely to attract the intended target audience."
"Chu has turned the intuitive computer Synergy into a cute robot pet and Jem into Justin Bieber. He has his female lead mimic Bieber's real-life viral rise to fame in a movie that is clearly for millennials, not for the cult fans of the original series."
"Whereas Hasbro’s cartoon Jem and the Holograms was spunky, brash and over the top, this live-action version of Jem and her sisters dispenses with the camp and goes straight for corny. There’s hardly tension, barely any drama and the sugar high you might expect from an eighties redux is replaced by a dull aspartame buzz."
"Christy Marx, the creator of the original Jem series, has a cameo as a journalist, when what the movie could have used was her real—not fictional—writing skills."
"The film adapts the hit '80s cartoon and toy line Jem," in the sense that there is still a main character named Jerrica Benton (Aubrey Peeples) who lives a double life as the titular rock star."
"Wait, what? A robot? The diminutive droid, named S1N3RGY, is perhaps the most awkward remnant of the film's source material. … Here, S1N3RGY feels like a wildly incongruous afterthought in a movie that mostly dumps the TV show's singular sci-fi-tinged flamboyance to create a cloying contemporary teen flick about finding companionship through music and social media."
"Hardcore fans won't find much of the Jem they loved under the movie's achingly hip millennial trappings, while young newcomers will be left wondering what a robot has to do with a rock band."
"Regardless, there probably isn't a lot here for the greying Gen Xers who grew up with the cartoon Jem in their living rooms, unless they have tween daughters they really want to share this experience with. They're safe to leave the kids on their own, though, if they want to save two hours and $12"
"Jem lacks one crucial thing that these other movies have: jokes, intentional or accidental. But what it lacks in humor it makes up for in sheer weirdness—it's a master class in How Did This Get Made? It feels focus-grouped to within an inch of its life, but it's so strange that it's impossible to imagine what process led us here. It's coproduced by Justin Bieber Svengali Scooter Braun, and you can feel what the makers are going for—Pitch Perfect with a rock band—and laugh when it turns into accidental outsider cinema by virtue of its inane plotting and bizarre choices. But I was never bored, and that's what counts—there's so much strangeness to process in Jem."
"Jem refuses to sell out her friends, but the movie refuses to give her band any distinguishing traits besides hair colors. As it is, it's a dance movie without any dancing, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains without anything resembling true empowerment. The performance sequences are jarring, mostly because making Jem’s music sound like Mumfordcore stadium folk-rock with Imagine Dragons live drumming contradicts the band's stylization as '80s rock stars."
"Jem and the Holograms are so hopelessly wholesome that the movie can't even bother to give Jem a downward spiral where she's seduced or at least tempted by the perils of fame let alone sex and drugs."
"Aubrey Peeples — Jerrica Benton"
"Stefanie Scott — Kimber Benton"
"Hayley Kiyoko — Aja Leith"
"Aurora Perrineau — Shana Elmsford"
"Juliette Lewis — Erica Raymond"
"Ryan Guzman — Rio Pacheco"
"Molly Ringwald — Aunt Bailey"
"Nathan Moore — Zipper"
"Barnaby Carpenter — Emmet Benton"
"Ryan Hansen — Stephen the Guard"
"Quddus — VJ"
"I think your heart is more pure than you know."
"Helga, I've known you for my whole life practically and you've always been angry and kind of you know mean but I've also seen you be really loyal and super brave, so I always wondered if maybe you were mean to me because well you loved me..."
"You're a bold kid, Arnold."
"Isn't that the same San Lorenzo where your parents disappeared?"
"We call him "Arnold", friend to all, force for decency, doer of good."
"Man, why can't I ever be "the chosen one"?"
"All I wanted to do was tell that stupid Arnold... (takes out her locket) ...that I'm here for him!"
"you know what I'm talking about your like some weird wise old man"
"Everybody LOVES Olga"
"Mason Vale Cotton — Arnold"
"Lil' P-Nut — Gerald"
"Francesca Marie Smith — Helga"
"Dan Castellaneta — Phil"
"Tress MacNielle — Gertie, Homeless Woman"
"Anndi McAfee — Phoebe, Reporter"
"Justin Shenkarow — Harold"
"Olivia Hack — Rhonda"
"Gavin Lewis — Eugene"
"Aiden Lewandowski — Sid"
"Jet Jurgensmeyer — Stinky"
"Laya Hayes — Nadine"
"Nicolas Cantu — Curly"
"Dan Butler — Mr. Simmons"
"Maurice LaMarche — Big Bob, Homeless Man #1, Flunky Guard"
"Kath Soucie — Miriam"
"Nika Futterman — Olga"
"Craig Bartlett — Miles, Brainy, Abner, Monkeyman"
"Antoinette Stella — Stella"
"Carlos Alazraqui — Eduardo"
"Dom Irrera — Ernie"
"Wally Wingert — Oskar, Mr. Hyunh"
"Rick Corso — Dino"
"Danny Cooksey — Stoop Kid"
"Danielle Judovits — Big Patty"
"Jim Belushi — Coach Wittenberg"
"Stephen Stanton — Pigeon Man"
"Lane Toran — Che, Crewman, River Pirate #1, Guard #1"
"Jamil Walker — Paulo, Guard #2, River Pirate #2"
"Hope Levy — Girl Queen"
"Alfred Molina — Lasombra"
"Huh? Wha? 12 o'clock? It's too soon for noon!"
"[to Cindy Bear, after becoming savage with Boo Boo] HOME WRECKER!!!"
"Gosh, Yogi, we're indecent!"
"[putting up all sorts of signs] Man, keeping order in the forest is hard work! Ah, but it'll be worth it when I see the happy little eyes of the thankful woodland creatures..."
"Why wasn't it you, Yogi? Why didn't you go wild? It would have been easy then!"
"Wait till they get a load of my new rules, WHOA NELLIE! If I know Yogi, he won't last too long. And when he transgresses, I'll have him right where I want him!"
"Boo-Boo Bear, Tree (unvoiced)"
"Yogi Bear (unvoiced)"
"as Ranger John Smith, Moose"
"as Cindy Bear"
"as The Chief"
"Is there a doctor in the pyramid?"
"Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brains of a garbanzo bean!"
"Poor nosey!"
"Master, all this flip-flapping - maybe we take the bus back?"
"[?] Come out, come out, where ever you are. [?] [Genie ? Merlock: (O.S.) Quiet, Genie!] Wait till Merlock sees this, he will be so greatful. I can see my mountain of money now. [Laughs]"
"Everything smells more delicious when you're rich - even me!"
"[to Dijon] WHERE'S THE LAMP?!"
"[after Merlock and Dijon double-cross them] D'oh! I knew that rat's prices were too good to be true!?"
"[after Mrs. Beakley swears there was a baby elephant in the library] Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?"
"You maniac! Return the bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat!"
"[Genie: ?] Will you keep quiet at all?"
"[trying to catch his top hat, landed on top of the living toys] Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?"
"[Genie: ?] Sorry. [Genie: ?] Alright, alright!"
"Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp! The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond! No! The world's biggest diamond mine! No-no! All the diamond mines! No! The entire mining industry! Yes, yes, yes...! I can see that this is going to take some careful thought."
"Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!"
"[being arrested by his own bin's security guards] Well, you can forget about this year's Christmas bonus! [?] ?"
"[all money is lost] AAAAAGGGHHH!! [To Dijon] You! [Dijon: ?] I'll change your faces, you thief! [chasing Dijon in the ending] Somebody! Stop those pants!"
"Either the water's gettin' higher, or the roof is gettin' lower!"
"I've got the bin at 12:00 high, Mr. McD! Give or take 10 minutes."
"Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries."
"Whoo, cold food closet! Where do you hang the chickens?"
"[fighting with an egg beater] Back! Back, you foul egg!"
"[reading an encyclopedia] Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar moved his palace there!"
"Not the lamp! Put me in a doghouse! A madhouse! Even a house of pancakes! ANYWHERE BUT THE LAMP!"
"[after turning Webby's stuffed animals into living beings] Eh, eh, eh, cookies, anyone? Whoa! Feeding frenzy!"
"[changed into a real boy] Now I can do all the things real boys do - run through fields! Play catch! Roll over! Wait, that's a dog."
"[as the toy inside Scrooge's hat zips around, taking Scrooge with it] Hold onto your hat, sir!"
"[attacking the transformed Merlock] Oh, eeyuck! I hate rats!"
"If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats! Here ratty, ratty, come to nanny... [sees the living toys coming her way] Ahhhh! This isn't a house, it's a zoo!"
"Alan Young as Scrooge McDuck"
"Russi Taylor as Huey, Dewey, Louie and Webby"
"Terrence McGovern as Launchpad McQuack"
"Richard Libertini as Dijon"
"Christopher Lloyd as Merlock"
"June Foray as Mrs. Featherby"
"Chuck McCann as Duckworth"
"Joan Gerber as Mrs. Beakley"
"Rip Taylor as Genie"
"Charlie Adler"
"Jack Angel"
"Steve Bulen"
"Sherry Lynn"
"Mickie T. McGowan"
"Patrick Pinney"
"Frank Welker"
"Kyla Pratt – Penny Proud"
"Tommy Davidson – Oscar Proud"
"Paula Jai Parker – Trudy Proud"
"Jo Marie Payton – Suga Mama"
"Tara Strong – Bebe Proud / Cece Proud / Cashew"
"Orlando Brown – Sticky Webb"
"Jeff Bennett – Mr. Bufferman"
"Soleil Moon Frye – Zoey Howser"
"Alisa Reyes – LaCienega Boulevardez"
"Karen Malina White – Dijonay Jones"
"Omarion – 15 Cent"
"LisaRaye McCoy – Choreographer"
"Arsenio Hall – Dr. Carver / Bobby Proud"
"Jeremy Suarez – Wally"
"Carlos Alazraqui – Puff / Board Member"
"Billy West - Board Member / Cab Driver"
"Carlos Mencia - Felix Boulevardez"
"Maria Canals - Sunset Boulevardez"
"Alvaro Guttierez – Papi"
"Phil LaMarr – Dr. Carver in Disguise / Board Member"
"Aries Spears – Wizard Kelly / Board Member"
"Keith David – Bebe Proud Clone"
"Kevin Michael Richardson – Mangler Mania/Bobo the Sea Beast"
"Masi Oka - Japanese Kid / Announcer"
"The first movie from the family that's truly ahead of its time!"
"Dedicated to the Memory of George O'Hanlon and Mel Blanc."
"George O'Hanlon as George Jetson"
"Mel Blanc as Mr. Cosmo Spacely"
"Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson"
"Janet Waldo as Robot secretary"
"Patric Zimmerman as Elroy Jetson"
"Don Messick as Astro the Space Mutt"
"Jean Vander Pyl as Rosie the Robot"
"Tiffany Darwish as Judy Jetson"
"Ronnie Schell as Rudy-2"
"Patti Deutsch as Lucy-2"
"Dana Hill as Teddy-2"
"Paul Kreppel as Apollo Blue"
"Russi Taylor as Stacie Furbelow"
"Brad Garrett (in his film debut) as Bertie Furbelow"
"B.J. Ward as Gertie Furbelow"
"Steve McClintock as Cosmic Cosmo"
"Rick Dees as Rocket Rick Ragnarok"
"Frank Welker as Squeep / Grungees, Basketball Coach"
"Susan Silo as Gertrude"
"Jim Ward as Mac"
"Brian Cummings as Movie Announcer"
"Michael Bell, Jeff Bergman and Rob Paulsen as Mr. Cosmo Spacely and Board members"
"Michael Bell and Frank Welker as basketball coaches"
"It's in your heart to run free. It's in mine, too."
"Is that barn okay?"
"We'll get your family back, Spirit."
"I just ride a horse but I almost died but I just ride a horse."
"Out here, we call it "hanging for dear life"."
"So, you want us to get on our horses, ride all night to stop a speeding train, take down a band of dirty old thieves, and release a herd of wild horses?"
"Out here, we stick together."
"Now I decide not to die falling into a canyon, but instead go home and have my dad kill me for even attempting this."
"Tomorrow, we face our destiny, but tonight, we feast!"
"It's okay. You can't rush these things. I spent a whole week singing to Boomerang before he would let me ride him."
"I've heard tales. The most treacherous and merciless creatures hiding in the shadows. Creatures you wouldn’t believe! There’s a moose... and he’s a-waitin', but he doesn’t know what he's waitin' for. And they say at the bottom of a bridge is a shifty fox, who's just sitting there being... shifty! And then, there's a possum that just hangs out lighting matches! [laugh manically] Whoa!"
"[sings "Join Up" while playing the ukulele] When the trail gets rough I′ve got my pal and that's enough. Join up, join up. It′s easier than ever when we do the things together. Join up, join up. Heels down in the saddle with my very best friend. Now the beats having someone you can trust to the end! Just listen to each other and together make it through. We join up, join up."
"This horse got a lot of spirit."
"Alright, boys, let's round 'em up!"
"These horses are none of your business! But thank you for leading me straight to them."
"Doesn't that girl ever give up? Get rid of her!"
"Adventure awaits."
"Isabela Merced - Fortuna Esperanza "Lucky" Prescott"
"Jake Gyllenhaal - James "Jim" Prescott"
"Marsai Martin - Prudence "Pru" Granger"
"Mckenna Grace - Abigail Stone"
"Julianne Moore - Cora Prescott"
"Walton Goggins - Hendricks"
"Eiza González - Milagro Navarro-Prescott"
"Andre Braugher - Al Granger"
"Lucian Perez - Snips Stone"
"Lew Temple - Wrangler/Conductor"
"Gary Anthony Williams - Wrangler"
"Domino City"
"Scottie Ray as Anubis"
"Wayne Grayson as Joey Wheeler"
"Greg Abbey as Tristan Taylor"
"Amy Birnbaum as Tea Gardner"
"Eric Stuart as Seto Kaiba"
"Tara Sands as Mokuba Kaiba"
"Darren Dunstan as Maximilion Pegasus"
"Maddie Blaustein as Solomon Muto"
"This movie takes place a few years after the four-part conclusion of the animated show, "The Final Duel"."
"Wolfgang Schaeffer – Lincoln Loud"
"Jahzir Bruno – Clyde McBride"
"Lexi Dibenedetto – Lori Loud"
"Eva Carlton – Leni Loud"
"Sophia Woodward – Luna Loud"
"Catherine Ashmore Bradley – Luan Loud"
"Annaka Fourneret – Lynn "LJ" Loud Jr."
"Aubin Bradley – Lucy Loud"
"Ella Allan – Lola Loud"
"Mia Allan – Lana Loud"
"Lexi Janicek – Lisa Loud"
"August Michael Peterson – Lily Loud"
"Jolie Jenkins – Rita Loud"
"Brian Stepanek – Lynn Loud Sr., voice of Todd"
"Martín Fajardo – Xander Coddington"
"Gavin Maddox Bergman – Liam Hunnicutt"
"Trinity Jo-Li Bliss – Stella Zhau"
"Mateo Castel – Zach Gurdle"
"Nolan Maddox – Rusty Spokes"
"Kevin Chamberlin – Phillip "Flip" Fillipini"