"(Talking to his wife Gail and daughter Marni about their behavior that ruined the wedding reception) I'm very disappointed with the behavior I saw tonight. Now, I don't pretend to have the slightest clue about how things work in the girl world. To be perfectly honest, it frightens and confuses me. But here's what I do know: A wedding is a time for a family to come together. But, for whatever reason, this wedding is tearing our family apart. Will is missing! Ramona's out searching the streets for Joanna. This weekend is a disaster! And I, for one, have had it. You two are completely out of control. (Gail and Marni attempt to protest, but are cut off) But nothing! You're grounded. Go to your rooms."