"Today, we're going to play a new, fun game. It's called "police school". I'm going to be your sheriff, you're going to be my deputy trainees. [the kids groan nonchalantly] Come on! Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now; you belong to me! You're not gonna have your mommies running behind you anymore to wipe your little tushies! Oh, no. it's time now to turn this mush into muscles. No more complaining, no more, "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom". Nothing! [brief pause] THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"
Kindergarten Cop

January 1, 1970

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