"Sir Alan Sugar: Simon, if I asked you to build me a wall, you'd build me a wall, I'm pretty sure of that. If I asked you to dig me a trench, you'd dig me a trench. But I'm not sure that if I asked you to run my investment portfolio, you'd be able to do that very well. I'm sorry my friend, I think you're a little bit out of your depth here. And with regret, you're fired. *Simon Smith: Thank you for a wonderful opportunity. Sir Alan Sugar: (Quietly) Okay. (Simon turns to face Sir Alan once more) Simon Smith: Thank you Sir Alan. Goodbye."