"You're on thin ice, Dog Man. So don't mess this up. Now, sit! [Dog Man sits on a desk chair, which spins] Stay! [The chair comes to a stop] You only have one job to do: keep your eyes on those monitors. [pulls out a rubber ducky] So, if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy, and waves it around, you… You look at the monitors! [pulls out a bone] And if somebody has a juicy and delicious treat, you're not gonna look at it. You… You look at the monitors! [takes off his hat, revealing an Eastern gray squirrel on his head] And if somebody just happens to have an Eastern gray squirrel, you… [grabs Dog Man, who tries to get the squirrel as it scurries away] No! Dog Man! Just sit here, and don't mess this up, or you'll lose your job!"