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"No, I'm not playing hard to get, I'm telling you sir, it's not that kind of phone line!"
"Did you turn the computer on? Have you plugged it in? Yeah, that would help."
"[sighs] I'm not your enemy, I'm just Donnie, your friendly IT tech support ready to serve you sir. [fixes himself] Sorry, ma'am."
"Hey, Leo's back. Better go say "Hello" before he leaves again."
"Y'know, the thing about you immortal stone guys, is you're immortal... And made of stone. I sound like Mikey!"
"[last lines of the film, narrating] We live together, we train together, we fight together, we stand for good together. We are ninjas. We strike hard, defend, protect, and fade into the night. And there ain't no bad guy or monster ever gonna change that, that's what's important, and that's why we'll always be... brothers. Oh, I love bein' a turtle!"
"[to Leo] Okay, Jungle Boy, grab a vine."
"(to criminal) Looks like it's just you and me, shakey. Take it easy. I'm not gonna hurt ya... much."
"Hey, I've been training - Since you left, my video game scores have, like, doubled."
"Why skate a half pipe, when you can skate a sewer pipe?"
"[Big entrance into Lair] HERE'S MIKEY! [Pause]...Guys? Anyone? Hello? Whatever. This place used to be fun..."
"So it's like Halley's Comet only... monsters come out."
"[fighting Bigfoot, gets backed up next to a pit full of spikes] This is why we need jetpacks..."
"[While skateboarding] Hehe, I'm smart. [Crashes(both in the trash bin in the trailer and on the half pipe in the actual film)] I'm Okay."
"Okay... did we win now?"
"Happy birthday from Cowabunga Carl!"
"The turtles are back, dudes. I give us a 10 for style, an 8 for skill and- ah... a 2 for stealth. (Which is... a total of 20…?)[Looking at a destroyed construction site that the turtles fought on]"
"'Jungle Boy' he-he, good one!"
"[As he catches April] It's a long way from the city to just drop in."
"Come to Daddy. [After strapping the entirety of a display of ancient swords to his back]"
"[Arguing with Raphael] Look, Raph, if there's something you wanna get off your shell, now's the time. But I'm not gonna stand here and debate Splinter's direct orders with you."
"I mean, come on. What were you thinking?"
"[Holding a door closed while one of the Generals tries to push through on the other side.] And I thought girl scouts were pushy!"
"Two minutes for high sticking!"
"[Raphael: What, you never heard of smoke pellets?] Warn me next time. [coughs] I got allergies."
"Max Winters: I must've hit my head pretty hard. I'm seeing giant turtles."
"Splinter: [After kicking a monster back into the portal] I still got it!"
"Splinter: If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories. Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it."
"It looked amazing and was a fun thrill ride. But I think the story was too complicated in the final product. A number of things led to that, from the type of story that Pete [Laird] wanted told, to my way of constructing a film, and to the studios trying to recut it at the last minute and make it a more, I guess, ‘straightforward’ kid film."
"[from trailer] Between two worlds"
"[from trailer] Beyond our universe"
"[from trailer] There is a brotherhood"
"[from trailer] That cannot be broken"
"Nolan North - Raphael/Nightwatcher"
"Mikey Kelley - Michelangelo"
"James Arnold Taylor - Leonardo"
"Mitchell Whitfield - Donatello"
"Mako Iwamatsu - Master Splinter (final film role)"
"Patrick Stewart - Max Winters/Yaotl"
"Kevin Smith - Diner"
"Ziyi Zhang - Karai"
"Sarah Michelle Gellar - April O'Neil"
"Chris Evans - Casey Jones"
"Narrated by Laurence Fishburne"
"Kevin Michael Richardson - General Aguila"
"Fred Tatasciore - General Gato"
"- General Serpiente"
"- Colonel Santino"
"- Newscaster"
"Grey DeLisle"
"Dee Bradley Baker"
"Jeff Bennett"
"Paul Michael Robinson"
"What is this? Eight wanna-be's?"
"The Shredder has been shredded."
"[to 2003 Leonardo] Leonardo, seriously, for your own good, you bros should lay off the dimension hopping business. It's dangerous."
"[Narrating] We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We strike hard and fade away into the night."
"What's with the multi-colored headbands?"
"So, you're supposed to be us... from other worlds. I don't see it."
"Hmph, sellouts."
"Good one, Raphael."
"Hey, don't you think you owe us one phone call?"
"He may not look exactly like our Splinter, but he sure sounds like him."
"Looks like we just found something he's vulnerable to!"
"[along with 1987 Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Raphael] It's ninja time!"
"You know. Old Frying Pan face."
"You bet… right after lunch."
"[to 2003 Splinter] Master Splinter?"
"Well... We were mixing it up inside the Shredder's ultimate weapon - The Technodrome. Trying to keep him from getting his claws onto some vials of Mutagen. We were looking for a way to end the fight once and for all. When Don had a rockin' idea. Use the Technodrome's own Trans-Dimensional Portal to send it back from whence it came. Don started working his Techno magic, but... The next thing we knew, we were back in the city."
"See you around the multiverse, bros."
"[along with 1987 Donatello, Michaelangelo and Raphael] It's ninja time!"
"You were expecting maybe somebody else?"
"Like I totally know who I'm calling."
"That's just ooze. We fight Ol' Bucket Breath over that stuff all the time."
"Wow, what a hard case."
"All I know is we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for your stupid Shredder."
"The whole world is bye bye, dude. Pretty soon you'll be going too."
"[along with 1987 Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael] It's ninja time!"
"Chumly, if we're not the turtles, I don't know who is."
"Yeah, but your Shredder's like totally psycho evil."
"[along with 1987 Leonardo, Donatello and Michaelangelo] It's ninja time!"
"We need your gear to track him, Hun. To stop him."
"The Technodrome!"
"Karai's right! Whatever you're doing, you've already wiped out our entire world!"
"[along with 2003 Raphael, Michelangelo and Leonardo] Turtle power!"
"Why are you here, Hun. What do you want?"
"[to 1987 Splinter] Thank you... Master. My brothers and I have found your dimension to be... Well... disorienting. But, being here, seeing you, feels right."
"Come on, time to call in reinforcements."
"Today, we are more than allies. We're brothers."
"I know. I'm worried about him too."
"You heard the man, let's go stop the Shredder."
"If there's one constant in the multiverse, it's the Shredder's big, fat ego."
"Bros? We're bros."
"Take care of yourselves, my brothers."
"[along with 2003 Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello] Turtle power!"
"Bro, I could tell you stories."
"Our little alien utrom Shredder is back."
"[after the 1987 turtles laughed] Stop it. Stop it! STOP IT! Can't you guys be serious about ANYTHING?!"
"What is wrong with them?"
"[along with 2003 Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo] Turtle power!"
"Grr! Annoying power."
"Our Shredder?! Your Shredder started this whole stupid mess with his stupid Technodrome in the stupid first place!"
"Doesn't seem to be stoppin' them."
"You idiot. There ain't gonna be anybody anywhere soon. Look!"
"[along with 2003 Michelangelo, Donatello and Leonardo] Turtle power!"
"[evil laughter] I am here. Come and face your..."
"BLASTED MACHINE!!! [throws his blades into a digital clock, destroying it] How does a minor battle with those annoying Turtles cause the engines too...? [something appears on all of the screens] WHAT THE DEVIL?! A temporal anomaly? It seems the Trans-Dimensional Portal has thrown the Technodrome into an entirely different dimension. [yells in agony and pouts in his command chair] I hate those Turtles."
"[to Rocksteady & Bebop] You traitors, you nincompoops, Ding-Dongs, CHUCKLEPUFFS, DIP SKULLS!!"
"Well, when I get back I'm going to zap you all with the giggle ray Krang invented. [laughs]"
"What fools are these? So weary of life."
"Hun, my old friend."
"Perhaps we have common cause once again, you and I. Yes?"
"Behold the glorious destruction of a universe. And with it, the end of the Ninja Turtles. [evil laughter]"
"You speak my name, but you do not know me. I am Ch'rell, Oroku Saki, Duke Accureds-- the one true Shredder. I am a destroyer of worlds and I fear no one!"
"Still alive? How can this be? Unless... [Karai on top the Technodrome] Karai... you!"
"Let us finish this, once and for all. I cam to this dimension to destroy turtles. The more... the merrier! Now come! Come and face your doom!"
"No! I am The Shredder! Slayer of Ninja Turtles! If destroying them means the end of everything, THEN SO BE IT!"
"[last words] No! No! No! I will not... I am... No!!"
"Welcome home, My Turtles."
"And... My Turtles?"
"Please, take this moment to nourish your body as you prepare for the challenge that lies ahead of you."
"To me also, Leonardo. You four are welcomed here always."
"Leonardo! Michelangelo! Donatello! Raphael!"
"You.. know me?"
"[throws his walking stick and it flies past 2003 Raphael and 80s Leonardo and hits the computer.] ENOUGH! Stop this bickering! You only do your enemy's work for him! You are ninja. All of you and all are welcome here. [removal his walks stick from the computer] Do not embarrass your sensei."
"Who disturbs the sanctity of my home?"
"Today my sons do not fight alone."
"I'm a reporter: April O'Neil. [pulls out her camera] And you four are my ticket to a peabody."
"Are you guys seeing this? It's all over the news."
"[along with Casey] Hun?"
"No! Casey! It’s happening to me! [disappears]"
"So, I still don't get it. Which Shredder is back? Doin' what? To who?"
"Your doubles ain't exactly playin' with the full deck are they?"
"Gotcha. Up to speed now."
"[along with 2003 April] Hun?"
"April! Guys, April, She she's dissapeared! [disappears]"
"Uh… I don't know who these... freaks are, but they're not the turtles."
"Hmm. This could really come in handy. Especially if the Shredder is back."
"I've already got 4 turtles to worry about. These are... superfluous"
"Ha! Mine! Hun wins again!"
"Get this crud off!"
"No...! Get it off me! Get it off me...!"
"Look what they've done to me! Accursed Turtles!"
"Yes, master."
"[enters the 2003 Turtles' lair] TURTLES! [1987 Bebop and Rocksteady enters the 2003 Turtles' lair too]"
"They followed their nose."
"Don't you recognize me, rodent?"
"Come examine your son's handiwork."
"That mutagen turned me into the last thing I touched. Mutant Turtle filth!"
"You have no idea what this is about, do you? You don't even know he's back."
"The one true Shredder."
"We became separated when their lair collapsed around us. But rest assured, Master, as long as you have the rodent... the Turtles will come to you."
"Yes. Mutation it's a real horror show. I don't know how you escaped the Shredder, and I don't care. You're all mine now."
"Do you know the thing I hate most in all the world? Turtles!"
"Now I look in the mirror and all I see is you! And I hate you even more!"
"Forget the Shredder. YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!"
"WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? THERE'S NO ONE THERE!"
"HURRY! TAKE IT! STOP HIM! STOP THE SHREDDER BEFORE HE... [screaming and disappears]"
"Father, what is it? What's wrong? What did you see in there?"
"Yes, Father. I used the matter transporter to rescue the Turtles from your scanner. And that's not all."
"Your unreasoning hatred of the Turtles has blinded you to the truth, Father. Your actions could destroy us all."
"Father, stop! Please! Can you not see? Whatever it is you have done to destroy them, you do it to all of us as well! Our fates are linked to theirs!"
"Father, I don't want to lose you again! Destroy them, and you will destroy yourself! I beg you... stop."
"Shredder! You bungling idiot."
"Then may he also find you as useful as we always have [croaks]"
"The nose knows."
"Oh, we said we was sorry, boss."
"Come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us... [snorts] amusin' is all."
"This movie takes place a few years after the conclusion of the animated show, "Back to the Sewer"."
"The hobo "fomo"-ly known as Jojo is "nomo"! From this day "fowo", I shall be known as... MOJO JOJO!"
"For too long, apes and monkeys have been under the thumb of man! Well, the time has come to oppose that thumb, and take hold of what is rightfully ours: THE WORLD!"
"[as his army of apes and monkeys turn against him and each other] NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with your ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to obeyed! For I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator! For I am the mastermind, the genius, and all-around visionary! It was I who laid the original plan and set it into motion! DON'T YOU SEE?! All you monkeys are my plan! So your plans are my plans, because you made plans and my plan was to make you! I never planned for my plans to make plans to stop my plan! I plan to rule the planet, not to have my plans plan to stop me! The planner of you! SO STOP! CEASE! DESIST! I AM YOUR CREATOR! I AM YOUR KING! I AM MOJO JOJO! OBEY MEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"[covers the Professor's mouth] Shut up! I was afraid of this. They've returned and found out just what their powers can really do. [dragging him away] Come! You will make a good "Power-proof" vest!"
"[tilting the Professor's neck] That's better. It's good you little freaks know when you're beaten. Now if you'll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer! I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking!"
"Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest, and most brilliant plan ever! And I, Mojo Jojo, SHALL BE KING!"
"Catherine Cavadini — Blossom"
"Tara Strong — Bubbles"
"E.G. Daily — Buttercup"
"Roger L. Jackson — Mojo Jojo"
"Tom Kane — Professor Utonium"
"Tom Kenny — Narrator, Mayor, Mitch Mitchelson, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching, Cruncha Muncha, Snake, Li'l Arthuro, Pappy Wappy"
"Jennifer Hale — Ms. Keane"
"Jennifer Martin — Ms. Bellum"
"Jeffrey Bennett — Ace, Big Billy, Grubber, Baboon Kaboom, Go Go Po-Trol, Hacha Chacha"
"Grey DeLisle — Linda, Woman at Zoo"
"Phil LaMarr — I.P. Host, Local Anchor"
"Rob Paulsen — Killa Drilla, Hotta Watta, Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, Wacko Smacko"
"Kevin Michael Richardson — Rocko Socko, Ojo Tango"
"Frank Welker — Talking Dog, Whole Lotta Monkeys, Rolo Ovo, Bonzo Bango"
"What am I still doing this for? It's gotta be one or the other. I can't have it both ways. I can't put myself on the line if someone's waiting for me at home."
"Your angel of death awaits you."
"[to the Phantasm, via remote camera] Whoops! Ha! I guess the joke's on me. You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be all over town... to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head..."
"[to Batman, on the phone] Listen, boopsie, even though you never call and never write, I still got a soft spot for you. So I'm sending you a fun gift...airmail. [Batman sees a small flying toy rigged with explosives starting to fly into the window] And there's no use jumping out the window this time, toots. The plane of the future is about to make you history! [Batman quickly throws a batarang at the toy, setting off the explosive. The explosion still knocks him back, causing him to drop the phone] Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been...disconnected! [cackles loudly]"
"Wrong! It ain't the Bat! Nope, nope, nope. I've seen the guy. He looks more like the Ghost of Christmas Future."
"For once, I'm stuck without a punchline."
"Well, lady, I'm impressed. You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids."
"Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Dana Delany as Andrea Beaumont"
"Mark Hamill as The Joker"
"Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth"
"Bob Hastings as Commissioner James Gordon"
"Robert Costanzo as Detective Harvey Bullock"
"Hart Bochner as Arthur Reeves"
"Stacy Keach as Carl Beaumont, The Phantasm"
"Abe Vigoda as Salvatore Valestra"
"Dick Miller as Charles "Chuckie" Sol"
"John P. Ryan as Buzz Bronski"
"Arleen Sorkin as Mrs. Bambi"
"Michael Ansara as Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze"
"Loren Lester as Dick Grayson/Robin"
"Mary Kay Bergman as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl"
"Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth"
"George Dzundza as Dr. Gregory Belson"
"Rahi Azizi as Koonak"
"Liane Schirmer as Lieutenant Renee Montoya"
"Marilu Henner as Veronica Vreeland"
"Dean Jones as Dean Arbagast"
"Frank Welker as Hotchka and Shaka"
"Haven't seen her around the Batcave."
"[to Batwoman] Welcome to superhero team-up!"
"Batman, Batgirl, Batwoman. What is it about this city, the water?!"
"[reading a newspaper] I see where Dennis the Menace is one step closer to juvenile hall."
"I see Ms. Duquesne is gifted in other sports besides extreme shopping."
"I think we got more than enough bat-freaks in Gotham already. I mean, sheesh, what's next? Bathound?"
"I have to admit, it's not every date I have that ends with a police investigation."
"You know, removing evidence from the scene of a crime is…[Batman glares]…probably not going to lose you any sleep."
"[to Bruce] You know, I've been thinking about getting a dog. He could help us sniff out clues."
"Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne / Batman"
"Kimberly Brooks - Kathleen "Kathy" Duquesne"
"Kelly Ripa - Dr. Roxanne "Rocky" Ballantine"
"Elisa Gabrielli - Detective Sonia Alcana"
"Kyra Sedgwick - Batwoman"
"David Ogden Stiers - the Penguin"
"Kevin Michael Richardson - Carlton Duquesne"
"Héctor Elizondo as Bane"
"Tim Dang as Kevin (credited)"
"Bob Hastings as Commissioner Jim Gordon"
"Eli Marienthal as Tim Drake / Robin"
"Tara Strong as Barbara Gordon"
"John Vernon as Rupert Thorne"
"[last lines] I think Lois will be just fine as long as Superman and Clark Kent are here to look out for."
"I pay you to think I'm amazing, Mercy."
"Tim Daly - Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman"
"Dana Delany - Lois Lane"
"Powers Boothe - Lex Luthor"
"Lance Henriksen - Brainiac"
"George Dzundza - Perry White"
"Mike Farrell - Jonathan Kent"
"Shelley Fabares - Martha Kent"
"David Kaufman - Jimmy Olsen"
"Tara Strong - Mercy Graves"
"Batsy, you complete me."
"[to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula] You're the second Batman tonight, and you're both pains in the neck."
"[Nervously watching Dracula drain the Joker of blood at dusk] Breakfast in bed... fresh-squeezed."
"[getting arrested] It was vampires, I tell ya! Vampires! With big honkin' fangs!"
"[to Dracula, regarding Vicky Vale] Oh, the girl... you HAVE been the grave for a while, haven't you, master? [Eyes her neck] Nice jugulars!"
"[researching Bruce Wayne at the newspaper archive] What is it about you that keeps me coming back? Your boyish charm... hot bod... tons of money... if only I were shallow."
"[to Dracula, aiming the vaccine] Bite this."
"[about Dracula's withered head] I'll be sweeping that into the dust pan, sir."
"Rino Romano - Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Peter Stormare - Count Dracula"
"Tara Strong - Vicki Vale"
"Tom Kenny - Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin"
"Kevin Michael Richardson - The Joker"
"Alastair Duncan - Alfred Pennyworth"
"Jeff Bennett - Arkham Asylum Inmate"
"These are all hold-the-pickle, right?"
"I was just about to say we're not in Kansas anymore. But this is the one time that doesn't work."
"And the Justice League pull a fourth quarter come back."
"Did you know that most stars in the sky have died out thousands of years ago? The light takes so long to get here. Its already burned out. We are looking at ghosts in the night sky. They no longer exist."
"Gorilla Grodd: (to The Flash) Too bad your mind isn't as fast your little boots."
"Diedrich Bader - Batman"
"Peter Jessop - Superman"
"Grey DeLisle - Wonder Woman, Superbaby"
"Dante Basco - Karate Kid"
"Laura Bailey - Dawnstar"
"Fred Tatasciore - Lex Luthor"
"Travis Willingham - Gorilla Grodd"
"Corey Burton - Time Trapper, Captain Cold"
"Jason Spisak - The Flash, Taxi Driver"
"Liam O'Brien - Aquaman, Batwing Computer"
"Avery Kidd Waddell - Cyborg"
"Jack DeSena - Robin"
"Michael Donovan - Bizarro"
"Tom Gibis - Toyman, Jonathan Kent"
"Kevin Michael Richardson - Black Manta, Solomon Grundy"
"Erica Luttrell - Cheetah, Martha Kent"
"[first lines of the film; voice over] Black. All important movies start with a black screen... and music... edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous... And logos... Really long and dramatic logos... Warner Bros ("Brawss"). Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know. "DC." The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite... Hmm... Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it."
"Okay. Get your self ready for some... reading: "If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change. Hooo." Hey, I said that. Batman is very wise. And I've got huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab."
"Hey 'Puter, I'm home. [echoing]"
"Looks like your plan failed."
"I can only look you in the eyes right now."
"How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met!"
"The first lesson is: Life doesn't give you seat belts!"
"Vigilantes don't have bedtimes!"
"What am I gonna do? Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the other criminals? That's a stupid idea!"
"This music fills me with rage! Let's use it!"
"Hang on a second.. I gotta get my pump on! It's worth it! These abs are no fluke.."
"Look who's bat!"
"Hi, Batman!"
"Come catch your greatest enemy!"
"Superman's not a bad guy!"
"Bruce Wayne is Batman... 's roommate?"
"Hey Batman! I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff! Gonna have to rename this the "Buttmobile"."
"You had me at "shut up"..."
"Hello, secret camera."
"Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?"
"We can have sleepovers every night!"
"Do I get a costume for the mission too?"
"I love it! Ah! Feels like I was poured into this. My only trouble is, these pants are just a little tight. I don't know if I could throw a kick or jump in them. I got an idea. Rip! That's better!"
"Now I'm free, now I'm movin'. Come on, Batman, let's get groovin'!"
"Oh, I am down to stop that clown!"
"I love compliments!"
"It's my dream to team up with Batman."
"If you call me "Batgirl", can I call you "Batboy"?"
"Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I'm a little concerned. I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016, and 2012, and 2008, and 2005, and 1997, and 1995, and 1992, and 1989... and that weird one in 1966."
"Joker, do you read me?"
"Nobody's got a smile like you, Mr. J."
"I sure do! Time for operation "Take Out The Laundry!""
"Hi there! I'm from Phantom's Own Laundry. Gonna take the bags off 'ya hands."
"No, but you're going down!"
"Actually you're right. I am going up. Ding!"
"Here. Comes. The. Phantom Zone!"
"-Gasp- Yes!"
"Accio Lightning Storm!"
"You're a fish! You're a frog! You're a fish-frog!"
"Always be yourself...unless you can be Batman."
"He's taking them under his wing...of awesomeness."
"Will Arnett as Batman / Bruce Wayne"
"Zach Galifianakis as the Joker"
"Michael Cera as Dick Grayson / Robin"
"Rosario Dawson as Barbara Gordon / Batgirl"
"Ralph Fiennes as Alfred Pennyworth"
"Jenny Slate as Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn"
"Mariah Carey as Mayor McCaskill"
"Billy Dee Williams as Two-Face"
"Siri as the Batcomputer (referred to as "Puter" in the film)"
"Héctor Elizondo as Commissioner James Gordon"
"Lauren White as Chief O'Hara, Medusa"
"Eddie Izzard as Lord Voldemort"
"Seth Green as King Kong"
"Jemaine Clement as Sauron"
"Riki Lindhome as Poison Ivy, Wicked Witch of the West"
"Conan O'Brien as the Riddler"
"Jason Mantzoukas as Scarecrow"
"Zoë Kravitz as Catwoman"
"Kate Micucci as Clayface"
"Doug Benson as Bane"
"David Burrows as Anchorman Phil, Mr. Freeze"
"Matt Villa as Killer Croc"
"Laura Kightlinger as Reporter Pippa, Orca"
"Todd Hansen as Captain Dale"
"Chris McKay as Pilot Bill"
"Richard Cheese as Himself (archive recording)"
"Channing Tatum as Superman"
"Ellie Kemper as Phyllis"
"Jonah Hill as Hal Jordan / Green Lantern"
"Adam DeVine as The Flash"
"Brent Musburger as Reporter #1"
"Ralph Garman as Reporter #2"
"Chris Hardwick as Reporter #3"
"Krupp: I’ve told you two a thousand times not to draw these idiotic comics!"
"Krupp: In my office, NOW!!!!!!"
"Krupp: This morning is school sign is supposed to read "Sewage Plant Field Trips are Today". So can either of you explain why it now reads... [pulls up the blinds revealing the school sign] "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS”?"
"Krupp: Get out of my office. NOW!!!"
"Krupp: Why am I soaking wet?!"
"Captain Underpants: How many A’s are there in "Tra-la-la"? [Professor Poopypants: What?] I will just go with eleven."
"Captain Underpants: Now, this is how you run a school!"
"Captain Underpants: Now, I take to the sky like an ostrich!"
"Krupp: For four long years, you two have been disrupting the carefully calibrated, drone-like beehive, that this elementary school is supposed to be. I may not be able to prove it yet. I am going to get you two, one day. One day, very, very soon."
"Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school, you've been responsible for one prank after another."
"Captain Underpants: [repeated line] Tra-la-la!"
"Captain Underpants: Let is see. Underpants, check. [his underwear is tight] Captain, check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants."
"Krupp: OH, WHERE IS THE RESPECT?!?! I AM YOUR PRINCIPAL!!!!!! [George: Wait, is he Krupp again?] GEORGE!!!!!!!! [Harold: Yup. I'm pretty sure he is.] HAROLD!!!!!!!! [Harold: How did that even happen?]"
"Krupp: You boys are in big trouble! [stuttering] I-I-I-I do not know how big yet, b-but I– [falls into a lawn chair] AH! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! Where are my clothes?! WHERE ARE THEY?!"
"Captain Underpants: [from trailer while attacking an inflatable ape] I think I am starting to tire him out!"
"Krupp: You two... your friendship is... NO MORE."
"[repeated line] Freeze!"
"Hey, everybody. Wait, one second. Hi, I'm George Beard, and this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins. [Harold: Hey. Aww, man.] It is okay. We got more ideas. You see, Harold likes to draw, and I like to tell stories. And this old guy looking angry right here, well, this is the worst principal in the world, Mr. Krupp. [Harold: Mean old Mr. Krupp. He hates everything fun. Like comic books, recess, Christmas, and even kittens. Oh, my gosh! Did that really happen? [Harold: No, not technically. But it might as well have! Sorry, I'm still mad about the comic.] Yeah, me too. And unfreeze. [Mr. Krupp: In my office, now!]"
"Why are there robots at the mall? [Harold: Because this is the future! The future always has robots!] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots?! Are not they supposing to be friends?!"
"Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp, or we will hypnotize you!"
"When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command!"
"I DO NOT GET IT! I really thought breaking that ring would get rid of his powers!"
"Wow, he is super dumb."
"[noticing Harold favors dolphins] Wait, what? Why are you always sneaking dolphins into the movie?"
"Mean old Mr. Krupp."
"Sorry, I am still mad about the comic."
"Here we just hang out and make comics and try to make each other laugh."
"George, do something!"
"Mr. Krupp! I mean, Captain Underpants! You cannot actually fly!"
"Oh No. He’s Krupp again. [Krupp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]"
"[about Professor Poopypants] Yeah, it is like he's even more of a villain than Krupp."
"Yeah, when it is cuddled together like that you really get the sense of the scope."
"Because this is the future! The future always has robots."
"Sir... Are you saying your full name... is Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire?"
"HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!"
"[German accent] A science teacher? THE PERFECT COVER!!! [laughs sinisterly]"
"[to everyone] YOU KEEP YOUR STUPID AWARD!!!!!!!!!! I do not want it anymore!"
"Hiya, class! I am your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with an evil agenda."
"Yeah, scram, okay? We are closed for Ebola!"
"It cannot be! Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses, THEY ARE ENORMOUS!!!"
"WHY DO NOT YOU GO ON AND INVENT YOUR OWN SHRINKING AND ENLARGING RAY, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART?!?! [calms down, noticing everyone staring] How much of that was out loud?"
"There is nothing funny about PROFESSOR PEE-PEE DIARHEASTEIN POOPYPANTS ESQUIRE!"
"I will now demonstrate, a prototype which I call, the Robotic Sock Matcher. [pushes button to match a pair of socks] Never waste time matching your own socks."
"My personal favorite, the Binder Binder. Having trouble organizing your binders? Well, look no further than this giant binder for binders. [slams binder shut]"
"I call him the Tattle Turtle two hundred. On the outside, he resembles a turtle. But on the inside... [pulls turtle is head off] Oh, look at his. IT IS A NANNY CAM!"
"[notices other students laughing at Professor Poopypants] What is so funny? I do not-I do not get it."
"[last words before his defeat] Yikes! Extra credit or survival? Extra credit or survival?! AAAUGH!! I CHOOSE SURVIVAL!!! [as he escapes from the Turbo Toilet 2000]"
"D'oh, Edith. Get your head out of the clouds!"
"Driver: Out of the road, bozo!"
"Captain Underpants: Why, thank you, vehicle person!"
"Kevin Hart — George"
"Ed Helms — Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants"
"Nick Kroll — Professor Poopypants"
"Thomas Middleditch — Harold"
"Jordan Peele — Melvin"
"Kristen Schaal — Edith the Lunch Lady"
"Dee Dee Rescher — Ms. Ribble"
"Brian Posehn — Mr. Rected"
"David Soren — Tommy"
"Mel Rodriguez — Mr. Fyde"
"Susan Fitzker — Ms. Dayken"
"Lynnanne Zager — Mrs. Beard"
"Tiffany Bennicke — Sad Girl"
"James Ryan — Mime"
"Leslie David Baker — Officer McPiggly"
"Sugar Lyn Beard — Goody Two-Shoes Girl"
"Leslie Nicol — Nobel Prize Committee Moderator"
"Chris Miller — Nobel Prize Committee Audience Member"
"Coco Soren — Balloon Girl"
"Grey Griffin — Ms. Anthrope"
"Frank Welker — Turbo Toilet 2000, Talking Toilets"
"David Soren — Glasses Kid"
"Fred Tatasciore — Mr. Meaner"
"Laurent Maurel — Driver #1"
"April Winchell — Old Woman, Driver #2"
"David Kruger — Bird-Feeding Guy"
"Rob Letterman — Dog-Walking Guy, Rotten Egg Salad Sandwich"
"Brianni Walker — Ice Cream Girl"
"Well, that went poorly."
"[takes away the Sugar Bombs cereal box from Dash and pours some Fiber-O's cereal into his bowl] No Sugar Bombs on my watch."
"[looks out the window, seeing the school bus approaching] Hey… Hey! The bus is here! Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly!"
"[to Jack-Jack] You…have… POWERS!"
"Oh, my god."
"They said it was... THAT'S MY CAR!"
"[under Evelyn's control] Your bodies and your character are weak. Your promises are empty and you will pay for it."
"If laws are unjust, there are laws to change them! Otherwise it's chaos!"
"Any thought we had about being Supers again is fantasy. One of us has gotta get a job. (Bob: One of us?) You did a long stint at Insuricare. (Bob: Hated every minute of it.) I know it was hard on you. Maybe it's my turn in the private sector and you take care of the kids… (Bob: No, I'm doing this. I need to do this.)"
"I'm not all dark and angsty. I'm Elastigirl! I'm, you know, flexible. (Bob: E designed this?) No, some guy named Alexander Galbaki."
"After we went underground, my husband used to listen to a police scanner…waiting for something to happen. And I got mad at him for it. I'm such a hypocrite."
"I SAVED A RUNAWAY TRAIN! [laughing]"
"[under Evelyn's control] Years of mandated hiding and silence have made us bitter. You bring us out into the light, only to clean up the messes your lack of discipline creates."
"[shocked as she witnesses Jack-Jack morphing into his monster form] What the…?! Jack-Jack has powers?!"
"No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk."
"OH, MY GOD!"
"[under Evelyn's control] We no longer serve you, we serve only us. May the fittest survive."
"You're not sticking me with babysitting!"
"Boys are jerks and superheroes suck."
"[infuriated at Bob after finding out that Rick Dicker erased her from Tony's memory] It was DICKER! You told him about Tony! [Bob: Honey...] YOU HAD ME ERASED FROM TONY'S MIND!"
"I HATE superheroes! And I renounce them!"
"If we break off one of the foils and turn the rudder, we can veer the ship away from the city!"
"It defines who I am. (Bob: We're not saying you have… What?) Someone on TV said it."
"I LIKE MOM'S NEW JOB!"
"[as Violet furiously throws a tantrum after founding out that Dicker erased her from Tony's mind] Is she having adolescence?"
"You used to drive that?"
"Oh, I wish the Incredibile could follow that boat."
"Wow, this car does everything I say."
"Hey, what if the Incredibile has ejector seats?"
"Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!"
"Your child is a polymorph. Like all babies, he has enormous potential. It is not unknown for supers to have more than one power when young…but this little one has many."
"It's been too long, dahlings."
"Back to work."
"Almost ready."
"Holly Hunter — Helen Parr / Elastigirl"
"Craig T. Nelson – Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible"
"Sarah Vowell – Violet Parr"
"Huckleberry Milner – Dash Parr"
"Eli Fucile – Jack-Jack Parr"
"Samuel L. Jackson – Lucius Best / Frozone"
"Bob Odenkirk – Winston Deavor"
"Catherine Keener – Evelyn Deavor"
"Brad Bird – Edna Mode"
"Jonathan Banks – Rick Dicker"
"Michael Bird – Tony Rydinger"
"Sophia Bush – Karen / Voyd"
"Phil LaMarr – Krushauer, He-Lectrix"
"Paul Eiding – Reflux"
"Isabella Rossellini – The Ambassador"
"Bill Wise – Pizza Guy / Screenslaver"
"John Ratzenberger – The Underminer"
"Barry Bostwick – Mayor"
"Jere Burns Adam Rodriguez – Detectives"
"Kimberly Adair Clark – Honey Best"
"Phil LaMarr"
"Jenny Slate"
"Paul Eiding"
"Barry Bostwick"
"Portalis Projectum. (Makes a pink portal, allowing her Tetrax to land safely)"
"(Her eyes glow a bright pink as she focuses her clairvoyant abilities) That's weird. Now Ben's close. Really close."
"Blair Underwood as Gregory Fletcher/Golden Blaze"
"Khleo Thomas as Jason Fletcher/Sure Shot"
"Michael Clarke Duncan as Thomas Tatum/Quake"
"Ricky D'Shon Collins as Leon"
"Neil Patrick Harris as Comic Shop Owner"
"Sanaa Lathan as Monica"
"as Bruce Wayne / Batman / / Brainiac"
"as Clark Kent / Superman"
"Clancy Brown as"
"Laura Bailey as / Poison Ivy / Wonder Woman"
"as Bane / the Penguin"
"as Hal Jordan / Green Lantern / J'onn J'onzz / Martian Manhunter"
"as Commissioner James Gordon"
"as Riddler"
"as Barry Allen / Flash / Robin"
"as Catwoman /"
"as News Reporter"
"as Superman"
"Grey Griffin as Wonder Woman"
"as Supergirl"
"as Green Lantern"
"as Brainiac"
"Yuri Lowenthal as"
"as Lightning Lad"
"Phil Morris as"
"as Captain Fear"
"Alright, wake up, buddy! It is walk o'clock."
"[repeated line] Pup, up and away!"
"[repeated line] Squeezy Bruce!"
"[about the invisible jet] Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. It is really more transparent."
"Bad owner!"
"And I will remain here, posing under my secret identity. [puts on his glasses] Bark Kent!"
"My best friend is in danger, and you have to help me!"
"[jumps in front of Ace] Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, dog I have never met."
"[about the Solar Paw Punch] The punch causes a blast which takes out not only the villain who gets hit with the blow but the hero who throws it."
"[repeated line] Relax. We will be fine."
"That must be that vile rodent. Do not worry, Superman, I won't rest until I rescue you!"
"I started this with one best friend to save, and now I have four more."
"Ace, attack! I will be fine. [Lulu: You will be a pancake!]"
"Super-Pets, activate!"
"You forgot one thing, Lex. Unlike you, I have friends."
"What is gotten into you? Bad dog! [Krypto: What did you just call me? That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want…] We will talk about this when I get home."
"Uh, did somebody call some tech support? Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I cannot do anything while they got me stuck in airplane mode."
"[to Mark] Hey, smoky! You look a little burnt out. Need a light?"
"I should be a lot more dead right now, right?"
"We'll help you get your dumb owner back. You've got yourself a super team."
"You are not normal, man."
"So, it begins."
"That is cold, man."
"I am a wild animal."
"Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Super dog?"
"Those guys? Well, they suck visibly. Yes, I-I-I can agree with you there. But they are stronger than you think."
"Smell is the sight of the nose."
"[after Krypto leaves] You believe that dog? Has an emotional breakthrough, gets his powers back, and then bounces."
"You know what they say about dogs? [Krypto: Never feed us chocolate.] We love unconditionally."
"The farm upstate. An untamed paradise where animals run free, and they love and protect one another. And the lettuce grows on trees. No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope! It is a one hundred percent animal farm. [PB: That does not sound ominous at all.] It is perfect. And when I get us all out of here, well, that's where we are going to go."
"I miss my parents."
"Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang! Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, and then gave it to me as a present."
"[about Squeezy Bruce] That better be a licensed toy or I will freak out."
"Still working out the kinks. I did not see anything."
"Do not you want to be adopted and feel the warm embrace of a middle-aged man who lives alone?"
"Oh my gosh, Wonder Woman has, like, right where I am sitting. And there is a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat. And now, I am eating her peanut."
"Where the [bleep] am I?"
"You win this round, lettuce."
"In your face, lettuce! [eats a leaf of lettuce]"
"[to a Garfield window clinger] What's happening, handsome? Come on, we are both grown-ups. Do not leave me hanging, okay? [chuckles]"
"None of you are turtles! This explains so much!"
"I am fast now, but I still cannot see [bleep]."
"Ring, ring! Hello, who is there? The League of Super-Pets!"
"Great. I am the only one who did not get any super pow— [lightning shoots out of his paws]"
"You are super strong! And your tail is now made of fire!"
"We are never fine!"
"Okay. You can do this, Chip. Get out of your HEAD!"
"[has orange Kryptonite in his hand] I am what I was always meant to become!"
"I will destroy you all!"
"Any last words? Mm! I love saying that."
"[last words, sighs] I always knew this is how it would end for me."
"Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, daughter of Cinnamon, and you will kneel before me! [squeaking]"
"[repeated line] Hamster?"
"[to Mercy] Shove it. I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of [squeaking]"
"Oh, you want the truth? The boots are a bit much."
"What is this, Paw Patrol?"
"This water guy does. Hey, my name's Keith."
"Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here."
"We even have Spanish class every miercoles."
"We can answer that."
"Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water."
"Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket."
"We're just coughing. Go!"
"Oh, look at me!"
"I'm Mark. And your name?"
"Dog-El: [repeated line] Yes, it is I, Dog-El."
"Mercy: Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no. [elevator door closes]"
"Lois Lane: [sees Superman thrown out the window] Why does this always happen on date night?"
"Corgi: [after turning into a giant blue monstrosity] I ATE THE FEDEX GUY."
"Dwayne Johnson — Krypto"
"Kevin Hart — Ace"
"Kate McKinnon — Lulu"
"John Krasinski — Superman / Clark Kent"
"Vanessa Bayer — PB"
"Natasha Lyonne — Merton"
"Diego Luna — Chip"
"Marc Maron — Lex Luthor"
"Keanu Reeves — Batman"
"Thomas Middleditch — Keith"
"Ben Schwartz — Mark"
"Olivia Wilde — Lois Lane"
"Jameela Jamil — Wonder Woman"
"Jemaine Clement — Aquaman"
"John Early — The Flash"
"Daveed Diggs — Cyborg"
"Dascha Polanco — The Green Lantern"
"Keith David — Dog-El"
"Maya Erskine — Mercy Graves"
"Sit, stay, save the world."
"Just because they're super, doesn't mean they're heroes."
"All pets have secrets, theirs are super."
"They call him Bark Kent. (Krypto)"
"He doesn't take sit from anyone. (Ace)"
"The next pig thing. (PB)"
"Shell yeah. (Merton)"
"Fighting crime can get nuts. (Chip)"
"Squeak of nature. (Lulu)"
"Tall, Clark, and handsome. (Superman)"
"Smooth criminal. (Lex Luthor)"
"Ready to glow. (Green Lantern)"
"Bring a towel. (Aquaman)"
"The Bruce is loose. (Batman)"
"Life in the fast lane. (Lois Lane)"
"Out of your league. (Wonder Woman)"
"Keep up. (The Flash)"
"He's had some work done. (Cyborg)"
"[from the trailer] Enough about this Dog Man! It's time to stop this super-cop!"
"[Sarah: How evil can one cat be?!] Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!"
"[to Butler] You're fired!"
"I need someone, who thinks like me, acts like me, and has a retched soul like me. I need another me!"
"[Li'l Petey: Do you have a car seat?] A what? [Li'l Petey: A kid's car seat.] You're a clone cat sitting in a flying mechanical bug. They don't make a car seat for that. [Li'l Petey: OK, Papa.]"
"Yes! My 80-Hexotron Driodformigon is complete!"
"Hey, kid. [Li'l Petey: What?] Look up. You want to know something, kid? [Li'l Petey: What, Papa?] This world has a lot of problems. But it can never be a horrible place. 'Cause you're in it."
"Dog Man, get in here! Now!"
"Will you get outta here?! Go and arrest Petey, AND I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES A MONTAGE!"
"You're on thin ice, Dog Man. So don't mess this up. Now, sit! [Dog Man sits on a desk chair, which spins] Stay! [The chair comes to a stop] You only have one job to do: keep your eyes on those monitors. [pulls out a rubber ducky] So, if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy, and waves it around, you… You look at the monitors! [pulls out a bone] And if somebody has a juicy and delicious treat, you're not gonna look at it. You… You look at the monitors! [takes off his hat, revealing an Eastern gray squirrel on his head] And if somebody just happens to have an Eastern gray squirrel, you… [grabs Dog Man, who tries to get the squirrel as it scurries away] No! Dog Man! Just sit here, and don't mess this up, or you'll lose your job!"
"Why do you always gotta lick the… [spits, censoring himself] …inside of my mouth?! [Dog Man grunts "I don't know"]"
"[from the trailer] This super-cop makes friends, solves crimes, and even plays piano for the old folks."
"How evil can one cat be?! [Petey: Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!]"
"[repeated line to Petey] Papa!"
"[upon meeting Grampa] I'm not Petey, I'm Li'l Petey, your grandson."
"Maybe, Flippy… Maybe you just need a friend."
"[repeated line; in a robotic voice] Destroy all do-gooders."
"Arise, my beastly building! Arise!"
"Where are you, Petey, the World's Most Evilest Cat?!"
"It's him! Greg the Dog, hit the siren!"
"Greg, if anything happens to me, take care of my girlfriend, Alice, will you?"
"You know that I gotcha, buddy. [he and Greg fist-bump] Fam."
"It's a… bomb!"
"Wait. Aren't dogs colorblind?"
"Part dog. Part man. All hero."
"Peter Hastings — Dog Man, Officer Knight, Greg the Dog, Harold's House"
"Pete Davidson — Petey"
"Lucas Hopkins Calderon — Li'l Petey"
"Lil Rel Howery — Chief"
"Isla Fisher — Sarah Hatoff"
"Ricky Gervais — Flippy"
"Billy Boyd — Seamus"
"Stephen Root — Grampa"
"Poppy Liu — Butler"
"Cheri Oteri — Mayor of Ohkay City"
"Melissa Villaseñor (US version) Louise Redknapp (UK version) — Realtor"
"Luenell Campbell — Milly"
"Kate Micucci — Dippy"
"Brian Hopkins — Big Jim"
"Yung Gravy — Mr. Whiskers"
"Kelly Stables — Harold Hutchins"