"Emily: And when I explain this to people they're like "ooh, she has hidden depths." No I don't! My depths aren't hidden! I'm weird all the way down! You just can't handle it!"

"Marten: Bit of both."

"Marten: So, uh, can I get your number or something?"

"Emily: People tell me I'm weird, or spacey, or "random", whatever that means. At first it hurt my feelings. People were saying I'm not like them, and it was a bad thing. But then I realized people use those words because they're lazy. They call me weird so they can dismiss me. "Don't mind Emily, she's just weird." "Oh Emily, you're so random." It's like, screw you for thinking I'm "random". As if being myself is a calculated act. A defense mechanism. I'm happy with who I am, and with how my brain works, and if that makes you uncomfortable that's your problem, not mine."

"Bubbles [re: Pintsize]: Are you here to enter him in the fights?"

"Marten: I, uh, no. I didn't."

"Bubbles: It is true. I do not sparkle."

"Roko: It's good to see you two going legit. You have a lot of potential."

"Faye: I'm sorry, kiddo. I'd hug you, but I know that'd freak you out."

"Hannelore: Also you're driving, and I take automotive safety very seriously."

"Faye: She's also the brawn. I'm just the sparkling personality."

"Emily [holding her hands up to her head like a pair of antennae]: That means there's a 1-in-4 chance that anyone you meet is SECRETLY A BEETLE."

"Faye: Don't jinx it. We're one missed rent payment away from bank robbery."

"Faye: Actually, I'd love to see that."

"Faye: Man, I'm jealous of y'all not havin' pinky toes. I'm constantly stubbin' mine on shit."

"Delilah: Wow, you're either the chillest dude ever or a gigantic pushover."

"Roko: Oh please. If you wanna make money in crime, there are a million better ways than bank robbwhy am I telling you this"

"Delilah: Last night was a lot of fun, Mark. But let's not try to turn this into something it isn't."

"Marten: It's amazing how many problems you solve with threats of violence. You're like a Swiss army knife of hate."

"Emily: Did you know that beetles comprise 25 percent of ALL KNOWN ANIMAL LIFE FORMS?"

"Roko: I never would've guessed Bubbles was the brains of this operation."

"Dora: I almost feel bad for him. He's running out of targets to pester."

"Hannelore: I think Faye tolerates it more as a courtesy these days."

"Tai: Yay, we survived our first fight."

"Dora: If we get into another one, please don't leave. I missed my morning butt-grabs."

"Winslow: Oh, I hadn't thought about it! ...That's a lie. I totally thought about it."

"Dale: So if I talk to you in public people will think I'm crazy. Great."

"Winslow: I didn't know pigeons liked habanero nachos."

"Elliot: I am speaking in both my personal and professional capacity when I ask you to please not have sex in the bathrooms here."

"Iris: This is why I like selling humanoid bodies. You get hugs!"

"Tai: ...We both got advice from our friends, didn't we."