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April 10, 2026
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"You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls."
"And I think I'm in love with a dork!"
"[talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy."
"AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!"
"Danny Strong — Gurkin"
"Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...lady products?"
"Let me be your Greek guide."
"The Kappas are just a little intense."
"Lose the big hair. This is not Dallas."
"Kappas could use a girl like you."
"I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy."
"That girl wouldn't know her Gucci from her Pucci."
"Now it's a date, huh?"
"Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare."
"She's kinda scary."
"Purple's pretty."
"Tyler, these plates are plastic it hurts my hands!"
"Welcome to Hell, skanks!"
"Still fairest of them all."
"You really are a dork."
"Tyler, have you lost your mind?"
"Samm Levine — Spanky"
"They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!"
"I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt."
"Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom."
"As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers."
"Sometimes a girl just needs her mom."
"Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot."
"Public humiliation can be pretty tiring."
"It's a disease... one without a cure."
"I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss."
"If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is."
"Arnie Pantoja — George"
"You realize she was flirting with you."
"Josh Braaten as Toby"
"Teal Redmann as Terri"
"Michelle Krusiec as Cindy "Ching-Chong""
"Lin Shaye as Margie"
"Elden Henson as Turk"
"Shia LaBeouf as Lewis"
"Julie and Shawnie Costello as the Felcher twins"
"William Lee Scott as Carl"
"Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Dunne"
"Luis Guzman as Ray the Janitor"
"Eugene Levy as Principal Collins"
"Cheri Oteri as Ms. Heller"
"Eric Christian Olsen as Lloyd Christmas"
"Bob Saget and Julia Duffy as Walter and Mrs. Matthews"
"Timothy Stack as Doctor"
"Rachel Nichols as Jessica Matthews"