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"Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie"
"Announcer: Let's welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot."
"KKK Leader: Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be."
"Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz."
"(narrating) I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me."
"(narrating) Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself."
"(narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great."
"(narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people."
"You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look cheap."
"These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!"
"Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you're from!"
"I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat."
"They multiply by masturbation."
"I believe Louisiana is the Pelican State."
""I was on my gazebo, on the roof, making some repairs, and I was struck by lightning...and I've had migraine headaches and blurred vision ever since then but praise the Lord that was my lucky day because ever since then, I've had the healing power. Amen, God bless you. Thank you very much. Good night. Yes? What happened? Yes?"
"What can I do to y- for you?"
"I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it."
"(narrating) Figuring out that the guy who dropped my watch in the swamp was the same guy who stole it at the morgue didn't take Sherlock Holmes... Larry Holmes could've figured that one out."
"(narrating) The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it wouldn't be her father."
"It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man."
"Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit."
"(narrating) All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it."
"In Hong Kong, you'd be dead."
"Ebonie Smith - Carrie Murtaugh"
"Damon Hines - Nick Murtaugh"
"Traci Wolfe - Rianne Murtaugh"
"Darlene Love - Trish Murtaugh"
"Conan Lee - Ku's brother"
"Mary Ellan Trainor - Dr. Stephanie Woods"
"Eddy Ko as Hong, Chinese Refugee"
"Jack Kehler - U.S. State Department Official"
"Calvin Jung - Detective Ng"
"Steve Kahan - Captain Ed Murphy"
"Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters"
"Joe Pesci - Leo Getz"
"Jet Li - Wah Sing Ku"
"Rene Russo - Lorna Cole"
"Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh"
"Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs"
"With 4 you get Kung Fu."
"The faces you love. The action you expect."
"Next summer is lethal."
"The Gang's All Here."
"Burt Young - Paulie Pennino"
"Paul Micale - Father Carmine"
"Richard Gant - George Washington Duke"
"Tommy Morrison - Tommy "The Machine" Gunn"
"Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill (in flashbacks)"
"Talia Shire - Adrian Pennino"
"Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa"