"Goblin: [Taking the group to the resting place of the Golden Army] Here we are– and there they are. Seventy times seventy soldiers. Sometimes I wish we'd never created them. Bim-bam went the hammers! Whoosh went the furnaces! One of those fires took my legs off. This is as far as I go. I'm not very good with steps. But if you're here to stop him, the Prince, I wish you luck. The Golden Army must not awaken. Undo what we did."

"When Tom Manning gets on the case, things get done. They get done, they get DONE! One hundred percent. I guarantee that."

"[To Hellboy] You've murdered me. You have murdered me. You have ridiculed me, and you– you have brought this unto yourself."

"[About Hellboy's publicity] I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, they cost me a fortune, and then they show up on YouTube. God, I hate YouTube!"

"[Last words] Nuala, my sister..."

"The humans... they will tire of you. They have already turned against you. Leave them. Is it them, or us? Which holocaust should be chosen? We die, and the world will be poorer for it."

"[Defeated, to Hellboy] Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot. [Hellboy: Sorry, pal. I win. You live.]"

"I am Prince Nuada Silverlance, leader of the Golden Army! Is there anyone here who would dispute my right?"

"[To Hellboy] You may have mused in the past: "Am I mortal?" [Stabs him with a spear] You are now."

"I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad– and the worst."

"[To Hellboy about the forest god] Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again– You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king– If you cannot command, than you must obey."

"[To the forest god's seed] Kill them."

"[After slaying his father; in Gaelic, regretfully] I always loved you, father."

"[After killing an auctioneer] Be quiet. [retrieves the first piece of the Golden Army crown; everyone screams in the background] SIT– DOWN! Proud, empty, hollow things that you are. Let this remind you– why you once feared the dark. [Releases a swarm of flesh-eating faeries unto all the auctioneers]"

"[Liz Sherman: So we have clearance then?] Agent Sherman– Liz– screw ze clearance! We will take zat plane!"

"Zere we are! Your temper – it makes you sloppy! Try to control it, Agent Hellboy, before it controls you. [Walks away, singing cheerfully in German]"

"[To Hellboy] Are you threatening me? Because I zink I can take you."

"[as Hellboy fights the forest god] You must shoot it in ze energy ganglion! [Hellboy: "What?!"] Ze energy ganglion! Scheissekopf, ZE HEAD! SHOOT IT IN ZE HEAD!"

"Damen und Herren, Johann Krauss, at your service."

"It's the last one!! [Last six pack of beer when opening the fridge]"

"You would do the exact same for Liz."

"It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!"

"[Hellboy: [Holding up the crown] All that power–] Don't even think about it. [Takes the crown from Hellboy and melts it, while the Golden Army deactivates]"

"[To Hellboy] I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know."

"I– I hate it when people stare at me. It makes me feel like a freak. You had no right, Red."

"You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got you now."

"[About to fight Nuada] Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill him, Abe... but I am gonna kick his ass."

"I challenge Prince Nuada... for the right to command... this army."

"Lucy, I'm home! [Referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]"

"Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal."

"[Laughs hysterically; referring to Tom Manning] Gas pocket. What an idiot."

"Glasshole."

"WHAT'S MY FLAW?!"

"You woke up the baby."

"A forest god, eh? I'm gonna get me Big Baby."

"Open wide!"

"[about Snoopy] What an independent dog. He comes and goes as he pleases, but I have to stay home and fix his supper."

"Bill Melendez - Snoopy / Woodstock (voice)"

"Lynda Mendelson - Frieda (voice cameo)"

"Linda Ercoli - Clara (voice)"

"Christopher DeFaria - Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt (voice)"

"Hilary Momberger - Sally Brown (voice)"

"Johanna Baer - Lila (voice)"

"David Carey - Schroeder (voice)"

"Stephen Shea - Linus Van Pelt (voice)"

"Robin Kohn - Lucy Van Pelt (voice)"