"Six years ago, Frank Castle was a Special Forces instructor. And, a simple family man. One day, he takes his wife and kids out for a picnic, and, by chance, or fate, depending on what you believe in, they witnessed a mob execution. When they were discovered...but Castle survived. Since then, he's been hunting down one crime family after another."

"Take a look at some of the case files. Get a lay of the land, I'll get us a pie from "Milano's," BEST pizza in the city."

"Agent..."Budiansky?" Did I get that right?"

"Castle's a slippery one."

"With all do respect sir, that...is BULLSHIT!"

"STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU FUCKING ARE!"

"[after Frank kills Pittsy] GODDAMMIT, CASTLE!"

"You have the right to SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"You know the police have nothing on him. Their hands are tied! This is where the Punisher comes in! That's why I believe in you; why I've supported you all these years! You want me to tell you when something happens to Mrs. Donatelli and her daughter? 'Cause that's what's gonna happen. You don't think he's gonna go after them for revenge? It's not a question of "if," it's a matter of "when!""

"I know this thing with the Fed is eating you up inside but that doesn't mean you pack up your tent. We all make mistakes, Frank. You're fighting a war against the assholes who slip through the raindrops, who get away with it. In every war, there's collateral damage. You know that."

"Ever heard of "Jihadi Blogger.com?" I'm posing as a one-armed Wahhabi warrior who took a crap in a cave next to Bin Laden. I think I can spare you a couple of rocket launchers."

"Won't be replacing that son of yours anytime soon! Blood in the urine: early indicator of a kidney failure! You should be seeing double right about now! THAT would be a torn meniscus."

"I promise you two things: one, I will find Castle, and I will kill him. Slowly, and painfully. And two, you will ever, ever have to look at your refection again, as long as you're with me."

"I'm gonna get my applesauce back!"

"I axed you a question. You don't answer? I guess I'll just have to axe it again."

"Did you know that kidneys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden?"

"Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy, tummy, tummy."

"Let's play a game! What do you say?"

"This deal is going down tonight."

"[To Grace Donatelli] For the next time somebody gets in your light. [hands her a flashlight]"

"You're lucky I came to you with this. That I'm a patriot, just like you. I shit red, white and blue."

"And how about you, sweet cheeks? Are you going to swear on an imaginary friend?"

"Hello, Mrs. Donatelli. Or will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on?"

"Billy is dead. From now on, you call me Jigsaw."

"[after seeing his "repaired" face] I need to talk to my doctor alone."

"Head for the port, do your monkey thing, get over the security fence and hand out the money."

"It was time for me to take over, anyway. Thanks to the Punisher, I won't even get my fucking hands dirty."

"Pittsy, pour me a drink!"

"This is just the beginning."

"Let me put you out of my misery."

"Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God."

"May we have wisdom not to fear shadows in the night, and courage when the day of danger truly dawns."

"[to her accusers] You know neither who you are, nor what you do. But I know who I am; and if I die, it shall be as I have lived — as a Queen — trusting in the mercy of God, my holy father."

"We mortals have many weaknesses; we feel too much, hurt too much or too soon we die, but we do have the chance of love."

"Why be afraid of tomorrow when today is all we have?"

"Elizabeth is darkness. I am light."

"[to her army at Tilbury] My loving people. We see the sails of the enemy approaching. We hear the Spanish guns over the water. Soon now, we will meet them face-to-face. I am resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all. While we stand together, no invader shall pass. Let them come with the armies of Hell; they will not pass! And when this day of battle is ended, we meet again in heaven or on the field of victory."

"The idea was we would create a whole back-story and a whole back-story for the characters but we would never verbalize it. In the same way, we would move the camera around as if we were in any other location – a shopping mall, a bazaar in the Far East. We would not do what is done so often in this thing where you do a close-up of each monster that you’ve spent money on and you give them each a little vignette. We are going to keep them in the background as if we have wandered into a real place and we are just shooting a real place. So I think that instead of detracting, because we did get some notes and concerns and they were saying, ‘Why don’t we shoot each creature? We spent $100,000 on this creature and it’s just in the background.’ I said, ‘Because that’s where you are flaunting it. When you are flaunting it, you really don’t care. Yes, there is a 20-foot monster lurking in the background but I’m never going to see it again.’ We have some things we designed called the Striders which were creatures that were only seen in the opening shot. They are like headless elephants. I based them on a Dali drawing, the long legged elephant, and we never see them again. Never again and we spent $100,000 or something modeling them. But that’s the whole point. Because we were fighting about the budget and each thing counted and they said, ‘But this is only one shot.’ I said, ‘Yes, but you need it!’ On the first date with a girl you leave a big tip and that’s really impressive. And they go, ‘That’s a 40% tip. What a nice guy.’ It’s the details, you know?"

"Roy Dotrice – King Balor"

"John Hurt – Trevor Bruttenholm"

"Jeffrey Tambor – Tom Manning"

"Brian Steele – Mr. Wink"

"Anna Walton – Princess Nuala"

"Luke Goss – Prince Nuada Silverlance"

"Seth MacFarlane – Johann Krauss"