"Dad, when a boy likes you, does he pretend that he doesn't like you? And if he pretends that he doesn't like you how can you tell that he likes you?"

"Look, we react to every kick this baby gives, maybe Vada's trying to tell us something too."

"UCLA. My Cardigan-Sweater period."

"Life is full of barbaric customs, I just hope they all end with a kiss like that."

"When sex is involved, it's always special circumstances."

"Why do they call them training bra's? It's not like learning to ride a bike."

"Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?"

"Look who's stalking!"

"Alex Vincent - Younger Andy Barclay"

"Peter Haskell - Mr. Sullivan"

"Dean Jacobson - Harold Aubrey Whitehurst"

"Matthew Walker - Major Ellis"

"Burke Byrnes - Sergeant Clark"

"Donna Eskra - J. Ivers"

"Dakin Matthews - Colonel Cochrane"

"Travis Fine - Cadet Lieutenant Colonel Brett C. Shelton"

"Andrew Robinson - Sergeant Sylvester Botnick"

"Jeremy Sylvers - Ronald Tyler"

"Perrey Reeves - Kristin De Silva"

"Justin Whalin - Andy Barclay"

"Brad Dourif - Chucky (Voice)"

"Chucky wants you!"

"You're my only ticket out of here, Andy. I got to get out of this goddamn body. Where are you, you little shit?"

"Chucky goes ballistic."

"There comes a time to put away childhood things. But some things won't stay put!"

"Chucky has a new playmate."

"Col. Cochrane: At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay. It's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls."

"Mr. Sullivan: And what are children after all, but consumer trainees?"

"Presto, you're dead"

"Man! I've really gotta get out of this body!"

"Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me!"

"Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly, olly, oxen free! Get out here, you little son of a bitch!"

"Don't fuck with the Chuck!"

"Just like the good ol' days. Nothin' like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin'."

"[After Johnny Knoxville falls head first off the penny farthing bicycle] You didn't land it."

"In 2002, people were appalled by what they saw. Well, guess what, we just made number two."

"The Number One Movie in America is Number Two!"

"Guess who just made number two?"

"Brandon Novak as Self"

"Spike Jonze as Self/Gloria"

"Jeff Tremaine as Self"

"Mark Zupan as Self"

"Tony Hawk as Self"

"Mat Hoffman as Self"

"Brandon DiCamillo as Self"

"Jess Margera as Self"

"April Margera as Self"

"Phil Margera as Self"

"Ehren McGhehey as Self"

"Dave England as Self"