"You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live."

"[comes outside with a water bottle] I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! [throws the bottle on the ground in anger] I did not! Oh hi, Mark."

"You know what they say, "Love is blind!""

"I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling! [laughing]"

"Scott H. Hall - Frank, police captain"

"Christy Foushee - Trudy Sanders"

"Lance C. Williams – Mr. Presents"

"Elli Case – Mrs. Presents"

"Mike Hamill – Bells"

"Don Packard – Sandy Mahar"

"Gavin Reed – Presents Son"

"David McConnell – Brent"

"Gary Carlston – Sheriff Gene Freak"

"Melissa Bridge – Presents Daughter"

"Robert Ormsby – Grandpa Seth"

"Deborah Reed – Creedence Leonore Gielgud"

"Jason Wright – Elliot Cooper"

"Connie McFarland – Holly Waits"

"Darren Ewing – Arnold"

"Michael Stephenson – Joshua Waits"

"George Hardy – Michael Waits"

"Margo Prey – Diana Waits"

"It horrifies you in your sleep, and haunts you for life."

"There's nothing more frightening than a little boy's nightmare...until it turns real."

"The original boogeyman is back."

"Jason Steadman – Drew"

"Eat before we eat you."

"Grandpa Seth has been gone for more than six months now. You were at the funeral, and I know it was very difficult for you. It was also very difficult for your father, and for Holly, and for me his daughter."

"Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food."

"The Stonehenge magical stone... the goblins' magic power!"

"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! [fly on forehead] Oh my Goooood!"

"Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family."

"Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!"

"One was not enough!"

"Be afraid... be TWICE as afraid!"

"Sandra Prinsloo - Kate Thompson"

"Michael Thys - M'Pudi (voiced by Pip Freedman)"

"Louw Verwey - Sam Boga"

"At last, a comedy everyone can laugh with!"

"The critics are raving... the natives are restless... and the laughter is non-stop!"

"N!xau - Xi"

"It's a little slow-paced, and the comedy is often silly, but if you want to see a movie that is entertaining, sometimes hilarious, and always unique, this is a good one. ... The Gods Must Be Crazy is slapstick with a message and because the film is intelligent, it's one of the only slapstick comedies since the Marx Brothers that really works. ... Some might complain that the film's treatment of the Bushmen is not too accurate — Bushmen are not this clueless about the ways of the white man — but most of the white characters in the movie are just as goofy, so the film's pretty even-handed in that respect."

"The star of the movie is N!xau, who is so forthright and cheerful and sensible that his very presence makes some of the gags pay off. In any slapstick comedy, the gags must rest on a solid basis of logic: It's not funny to watch people being ridiculous, but it is funny to watch people doing the next logical thing, and turning out to be ridiculous. N!xau, because he approaches Western society without preconceptions, and bases all of his actions on logical conclusions, brings into relief a lot of the little tics and assumptions of everyday life. I think that reveals the thought that went into this movie: It might be easy to make a farce about screwball happenings in the desert, but it's a lot harder to create a funny interaction between nature and human nature. This movie's a nice little treasure."

"[threatening the sergeant, while holding Kate Thompson at gunpoint] Sergeant, I'm going to walk due east from here to Motambe and I'm taking all these kids with me. If I see one truck, or one aeroplane, or one policeman, or one soldier, or one person, we'll mow these kids down."

"Marius Weyers - Andrew Steyn"

"You better do your thing before the pupils come."

"You killed three, and wounded five, and you lost four."

"You don't want to talk about it, huh? Shame."