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April 10, 2026
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"This is more than a movie. It's a prediction!"
"Cynthia Adler β Lady in Car / Boss Lady / Small Dyke / Lady in Elevator"
"Walker Edminston β Bus Driver / Jail Orator / Small Fag / Prospector / Mexician Official / President / Man in Elevator"
"Robert Ridgely β Car Salesman / Man at Bus Stop / Negro Gentleman / Big Fag / Police Officer / Tank"
"Mark Volman β Duck / Side Hack Rider"
"You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!"
"Madder Than Daffy. Dumber Than Donald. More Existential Than Howard!"
"Any resemblance to ducks living or dead is purely coincidental."
"Wouldn't YOU Like a Good Duck Tonight?"
"An adult "Cult Classic" that's a Quack-Up!"
"Howard Kaylan β Willard / Nego Lady / Side Hack Rider"
"Paul A. Partain β Franklin Hardesty"
"Jim Siedow β Old Man"
"Teri McMinn β Pam"
"Allen Danziger β Jerry"
"Marilyn Burns β Sally Hardesty"
"Gunnar Hansen β Leatherface"
"John Larroquette β Narrator"
"Edwin Neal β Hitchhiker"
"Can you survive... It happened."
"What happened is true. Now the motion picture that's just as real."
"That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up."
"Who will survive and what will be left of them?"
"Once you stop screaming, then you'll start talking about it."
"[about Leatherface damaging the door with his chain saw] Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?"
"America's Most Bizarre and Brutal Crimes!"
"Pat Coburn as Girl in convertible"
"[First lines] The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre."
"Joyce Molleur as Teenage girl"
"William Bryan Jennings and George Cavender as Cops"
"[voice-over] Graverobbing in Texas is this hour's top news story. An informant led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff's Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art: the remains of a badly decomposed corpse wired to a large monument. A second body was found in a ditch near the perimeter of the cemetery. Subsequent investigation has revealed at least a dozen empty crypts, and it's feared more will turn up as the probe continues. Deputies report that in some instances only parts of a corpse have been removed, the head or in some cases the extremities removed, the remainder of the corpse left intact. Evidence indicates the robberies have occurred over a period of time. Sheriff JesΓΊs Maldonado refused to give details in the ghoulish case, and said only that he did have evidence linking the crime to elements outside the state. Area residents have reportedly been converging on the cemetery, fearing the remains of relatives have been removed. No suspects are in custody as the investigation at the scene continues."
"Tom Neyman as The Master"
"Stephanie Nielson, Sherry Proctor, Robin Redd, Jay Hall, Bettie Burns, and Lelaine Hansard as the Master's wives"
"[to Sally] Why, my old grandpa was the best killer there was at the slaughterhouse. Why, it never took more than one lick they say. Why, he did 60 cattle in five minutes once. They say he could have done more if the hook and pull gang could have gotten the beeves out of the way faster."
"Bernie Rosenblum as Teenage boy"
"Harold P. Warren as Michael"
"Diane Mahree as Margaret"
"Jackey Neyman as Debbie"
"John Reynolds as Torgo"
"No one seated the last 10 minutes! We defy you to guess the ending... and ask you not to divulge it!"
"[to the captive Sally in his truck] Sorry to keep you waiting, young lady. I had to lock up the shop and turn the lights off. The cost of electricity these days is enough to drive a man like me out of business."
"Manos, god of primal darkness. As thou has decreed so have I done. The hands of fate have doomed this man. Thy will is done."
"Arise, my wifes. Give ear to the words of Manos. Arise, my wives! And hear the will of Manos."
"[last lines] I am Michael. I take care of the place while the Master is away."
"You have failed us, Torgo. For this, you must die."
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
"You were his first wife, but he's grown sick of you. He doesn't want you anymore, I don't even want you anymore!"
"[repeated line] Mike, I'm scared."
"He has left this world. But he is with us always. No matter where we go he is with us."
"I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away."