"[to Mickey] Twenty-five fucking years, I've been waiting for the day I'd be bigger, tougher, stronger than you are. When you go down it's gonna hurt, baby. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Are you ready? You ready to be humiliated in front of your new wife and your father? You are an ugly bitch, I pity you..."

"Romance is great, but I just want to remind you, it don't pay the bills."

"Big deal, you're happy. You're never going to make any real money."

"Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton"

"Tara Subkoff - Holly"

"Matt Ross - Dan Powers"

"Jennifer Beals - Nina Moritz"

"Robert Sean Leonard - Tom Platt"

"Matt Keeslar - Josh Neff"

"Mackenzie Astin - Jimmy Steinway"

"Chris Eigeman - Des McGrath"

"Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte Pingress"

"Chloë Sevigny - Alice Kinnon"

"History is made at night."

"Ted Boynton: Barcelona is beautiful but in human terms, pretty cold."

"Tom Platt: The environmental movement of our times was sparked by the rerelease of Bambi in the 1950s."

"Jimmy Steinway: [to Alice] There isn't a chance of you getting infatuated with me again is there?"

"Disco will never be over. It will always live in our minds and hearts. Something like this that was this big, and this important, and this great, will never die. Oh for a few years, maybe many years it will be considered passé and ridiculous. It will be misrepresented, caricatured and sneered at, or worse, completely ignored. People will laugh about John Travolta, Olivia Newton John, white polyester suits and platform shoes and going like this! [mimics Saturday Night Fever pose] But we had nothing to do with those things and still loved disco. Those who didn't understand will never understand. Disco was much more, and much better than all that. Disco was too great and too much fun to be gone forever. It has got to come back someday. I just hope it will be in our own lifetimes...Sorry, I've got a job interview this afternoon and I was trying to get revved up, but - most of what I said I, uh, believe."

"[About Lady and the Tramp] There is something depressing about it and it's not really about dogs. Except for some superficial bow-wow stuff at the start, the dogs all represent human types which is where it gets into real trouble. Lady, the ostensible protagonist, is a fluffy blond cocker spaniel with absolutely nothing on the brain. She's great looking but, let's be honest, incredibly insipid. Tramp, the love interest is a smarmy braggart of the most obnoxious kind, an oily jail bird out for a piece of tail or whatever he can get. No, he's a self confessed chicken thief; an all around sleaze ball. What's the function of a film of this kind? Essentially it's a primer about love and marriage directed at very young people, imprinting on their little psyches that smooth talking delinquents recently escaped from the local pound are a good match for nice girls in sheltered homes. When in ten years the icky human version of Tramp shows up around the house their hormones will be racing and no one will understand why. Films like this program women to adore jerks."

"[to Des] I couldn't believe you'd be involved in the kind of things that have been going on here and told them so. I consider you a person of some integrity, except, you know, in your relations with women."

"Do you know that Shakespearean admonition 'To thine own self be true'? It's premised on the idea that 'thine own self' is pretty good, being true to which is commendable. What if 'thine own self' is not so good? What if it's pretty bad? Would it better, in that case. not to be true to 'thine own self'? See? That's my situation."

"Yuppie stands for "young upwardly mobile professional". Nightclub flunkie is not a professional category. I wish we were yuppies. Young, upwardly mobile, professional. Those are good things, not bad things."

"I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user."

"Group social life has its place, but at a certain point other biological factors come into play. Our bodies weren't really designed for group social life. A certain amount of pairing off was always part of the original plan."

"I could be gay."

"Do you think the neurological effects of caffeine are similar to that of cocaine?"

"This is going to sound dumb, but, it really works. Whenever you can, throw the word sexy - into a conversation. Its a kind of a signal. Like, um, there's something really sexy about strobe lights. Or, eh, this fabric is so sexy."

"Anything I did that was wrong, I apologize for. But anything I did that was not wrong, I don't apologize for."

"It's no laughing matter."

"Martin Starr - Beantown customer"

"Stasi Glenn - Butcher shop employee"

"Stephen Rudrick - Young Ceeb"

"Joseph R. Sicari - Umberto"

"Timmy Deters - Alex"

"Sammy Fine - Jack Watson"

"Alex Borstein - Obnoxious Hummer Lady (uncredited)"

"Karly Rothenberg - Jack's Mom"

"Phill Lewis - John Ryan"

"Randall May - Cornell Soccer consultant (uncredited)"

"Peter Jason - Clark"