"Look, Annie... I love you. But let's leave that out of this. I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it?"

"Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble."

"Shut up, shut up?! Mom never said shut up to me! Mom never yelled at me!"

"Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental."

"Jonah, listen to me. You don't know Victoria. I hardly know her myself. She is a fat mystery to me. She tosses her hair a lot. Why does she do this? I have no idea. Is it a twitch? Does she need a haircut? Should she use a barrette to keep her hair out of her face? These are things I'm willing to get to the bottom of. And that is why... I am DATING her. That's all I'm doing. I'm not living with her. I'm not marrying her. Can you appreciate the difference? This is what single people do. They try other people on and see how they fit. But everybody's an adjustment. Nobody's perfect. There's no such thing as a perfect... [Annie walks in. Sam sees her for the first time, loses his train of thought, and stops talking]"

"Look, we had a tough time at first, but we're dealing with it. Jonah and I will get along fine again...as soon as I break his radio."

"Move on. Right. That's what I'm going to do. In a few months, I'll be fine, I'll just grow a new heart."

"For a smart girl, you're good at stupid."

"Cary Elwes - Arnold"

"Garrett Hedlund - Harlan"

"Dermot Mulroney - Simon"

"Felicity Huffman - Lilly"

"Lindsay Lohan - Rachel"

"Jane Fonda - Georgia"

"Sometimes you have to lose your way to find your family."

"Some families buckle under pressure...others bloom."

"In this family, attitude doesn't skip a generation."

"She gave me oral sex… But we didn't kiss!"

"Life is a whole less surprising when its all planed out."

"Georgia Rule."

"Shaun Weiss - Josh Birnbaum"

"Lauren Michelle Hill - Angelic Girl"

"Judd Apatow - Homer"

"Patrick La Brecque - Dawson"

"David Goldman - Nicholas"

"Joseph Wayne Miller - Sam"

"Robert Zalkind - Simms"

"Max Goldblatt - Phillip"

"Cody Burger - Cody"

"Allen Covert as Kenny"

"Tom Hodges - Lars"

"Paul Feig - Tim"

"Leah Lail - Julie"

"Kenan Thompson - Roy"

"Anna Meara - Alice Bushkin"

"Jerry Stiller - Harvey Bushkin"

"Jeffery Tambor - Maury Garner"

"Tim Blake Nelson - Roger Johnson"

"Tom McGowan - Pat Finley"

"Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis, Jr."

"Aaron Schwartz - Gerald "Gerry" Garner"

"They don't run the fastest. They don't jump the highest. But they sure are getting the last laugh."

"They never met a hot dog they didn't like... until now."