"Fellow taxpayers and stockholders in America. On the first Tuesday in November, we have to make some vital decisions about our management. Let me go directly to the point. I'm for doing some replacing. I've discussed the Replacement Party with people all over this country and I'm often confronted with the statement - 'I don't want to get mixed up in politics,' or 'I'm tired of politics,' or 'I'm not interested.' Almost as often, someone said, 'I can't do anything about it anyway.' Let me point out two things. Number One: All of us are deeply involved with politics whether we know it or not and whether we like it or not. And Number Two: We can do something about it. When you pay more for an automobile than it cost Columbus to make his first voyage to America, that's politics."

"[after rioting nearly breaks out following gunshots] Y'all take it easy now. This isn't Dallas, it's Nashville! They can't do this to us here in Nashville! Let's show them what we're made of. Come on everybody, sing! Somebody, sing!"

"You get your hair cut. You don't belong in Nashville."

"When I ask for Pig, I want Pig. Now you get me Pig, and then we'll be ready to record this here tune."

"Bert Remsen - Star"

"Cristinia Raines - Mary"

"Dave Peel - Bud Hamilton"

"Allan F. Nicholls - Bill"

"Michael Murphy - John Triplette"

"Barbara Harris - Winifred/Albuquerque"

"Jeff Goldblum - Tricycle Man"

"Scott Glenn - Pfc. Glenn Kelly"

"Henry Gibson - Haven Hamilton"

"Allen Garfield - Barnett"

"Shelley Duvall - Marthe (L.A. Joan)"

"Robert DoQui - Wade Cooley"

"Geraldine Chaplin - Opal"

"[to Henry] If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?"

"I should leave walking on water with the Son of God. Fortunately, I tripped over an angel."

"[to Danielle] I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love... But I would feel like a king if you, Danielle de Barbarac, would be my wife."

"[To Jacqueline] Tell no one we have spoken, for all shall reveal itself in due course."

"[to Danielle] Stay aloft, madame, there are games afoot."

"No matter how bad things get, they can always get worse."

"[to Danielle] The slightest turn of phrase can have a thousand meanings."

"[to Danielle] How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?"

"[to Danielle] Bow before royalty, you insolent fraud!"

"[to Henry] Ask her yourself! She is a grasping, devious little pretender, and it is my duty, Your Highness, to expose her as the covetous hoax she is."

"[to Henry] She's an imposter, sire! Her name is Danielle de Barbarac, and she's been a servant in my home for the past ten years."

"[at the ball] Breathe. Just breathe."

"[to Henry] Why did you have to be so wonderful?"

"[to Le Pieu] My father was an expert swordsman, monsieur. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose."

"[about the prince] Honestly, I think he and Marguerite deserve each other."

"Pierre Le Pieu: [to Danielle] I may be twice your age, but I'm well endowed. As evidenced by my estate, I've always had a soft spot for the less fortunate. You need a wealthy benefactor - and I need a young lady with spirit."

"Queen Marie: Choose wisely, Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England."

"I shall be down in history as the man who opened a door!"

"Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways."

"Don Stanton - Censor #2"

"Dan Stanton - Censor #1"

"Cu Ba Nguyen - Jimmy Wah"

"Floyd Vivino - Eddie Kirk"

"Richard Portnow - Dan 'The Man' Levitan"

"Juney Smith - Phil McPherson"

"Richard Edson - Private Abersold"

"Noble Willingham - Brigadier General Taylor"

"J.T. Walsh - Sergeant Major Dickerson"

"Robert Wuhl - Marty Lee Dreiwitz"

"Bruno Kirby - Lieutenant Steven Hauk"

"Chintara Sukapatana - Trinh"

"Tung Thanh Tran - Tuan"

"Forest Whitaker - Edward Garlick"