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April 10, 2026
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"Kevin Pollak - Brad Berman"
"Elizabeth Perkins - Jennifer Morton"
"Diane Lane - Beth Warden"
"Alan Arkin - "Unca" Lou Hander"
"The ring? Unca Lou... You know I hate boxing!"
"Excuse me, Lou. Fuck you, Jamie."
"[to Beth and Jack] He's a moron. No wonder you're attracted to him!"
"No, shit the munchies! I forgot all about the munchies!"
"Son-of-a-bitch! What I wouldn't give for a different nightmare."
"Gangsters are everywhere, business, sports, government — at least with Alonzo its all right out front."
"I know that every moment may be my last, so I'm in one big hurry."
"If you were a good doctor, you would find something wrong."
"Phillip is a moody man. But he is a genius, so all is forgiven."
"You not God! Only God, God!"
"You are God, Boss!"
"I show you the olive and the fig and the sweetwater, and now you drowning me because my bonny johnny dance in my pants!"
"I was boss before you show up!"
"Sonovabitch storm coming."
"Bad. Bad… Phillip is angry."
"You know, the only reason I gave you my key was because I have an incredible fear of… you know… not giving my key to the one person I should give my key to, because they might be the perfect one — that's all."
"Why don't we grab a bite to eat and I'll tell you my life story."
"I've forgotten what its like to be sad after sex."
"Kids have no economic base. We're practically hostages."
"Well, there seems to be some question of authority on your island."
"So that was truly, uniquely, disgusting."
"What have you got to be nervous about? Aside from the fact that you're nuts?"
"Show me the magic. Come on, show me the magic."
"Well, isn't this just so perfect. Man in his element, balance, harmony. You know what Lao-Tze said, don't you dog? Nature — and it speaks true — why not man?"
"Don't call me boss. … Don't call me boss at all. I don't want to hear any "boss" from you anymore, you understand?"
"It's all here, dog — beauty, magic, inspiration … and serenity. Not to mention silence, amazement, intimacy… enchantment."
"Michael Tucker - Bagel (the character he played in "Diner")"
"Jonathan Stark - Sgt. Krieger"
"Johnny Ray McGhee - Robertson"
"William Sadler - Dr. Carroll (as Bill Sadler)"
"Helen Hunt - Teri MacDonald"
"Matthew Broderick - Jimmy Garrett"
"Together, they fought the U.S. Air Force."
"When the Air Force assigned Jimmy Garrett to a top secret project, he didn't know what he was in for. Neither did they."
"Following orders isn't the only way to become a hero."
"[last lines] You're free."
"Let's get the hell out of here."
"So I'm the new "Lord of the Apes"."
"A human pilot would react differently, because a human pilot would know that he's going to die."
"J.T. Walsh - Wing"
"Bruno Kirby - Mouse"
"Seymour Cassel - Cheese"
"Jackie Gayle - Sam"
"John Mahoney - Moe Adams"
"Barbara Hershey - Nora Tilley"
"Danny DeVito - Ernest Tilley"