"[Singing] Home, home in the 'burbs, where the cat and the squeak toy can play...where no traffic is heard, and I can maul birds, and sleep in the sunshine all day!"

"Cut the mush, get the grub!"

"[After the plane takes off without them] That was terrifying. Absolutely terrifying."

"I'm from the Church of the Potential Father"

"Kevin Zegers - Toby Wilkins"

"Felicity Huffman - Sabrina "Bree" Osbourne (formerly Stanley Schupak)"

"I'm a level 4 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. (A joke, originally made in The Simpsons)"

"I'm a transsexual - not a transvestite."

"Shit! I mean, darn! I mean, shit!"

"Elizabeth Peña - Margaret"

"My body may be a work in progress, but there's nothing wrong with my soul."

"Carrie Preston - Sydney Schupak"

"Burt Young - Murray Schupak"

"Fionnula Flanagan - Elizabeth Schupak"

"Graham Greene - Calvin Many Goats"

"We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!"

"Frankie Jonas - little boy in museum (uncredited)"

"Jonah Hill - Brandon (pronounced "Brundon") (uncredited)"

"Thomas Lennon - Orville Wright (uncredited)"

"Ed Helms - Larry's assistant at Daley Devices (uncredited)"

"Kennith Overbey - Tuskegee Airman #3 (uncredited)"

"Craig Robinson - Tuskegee Airman #2"

"Keith Powell - Tuskegee Airman #1"

"Shawn Levy - Infomercial father"

"George Foreman - himself"

"Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit (voice)"

"Carroll Spinney - Oscar the Grouch (voice)"

"Eugene Levy - Einstein Bobbleheads (voice)"

"Jonas Brothers - Cherubs"

"Brad Garrett - Easter Island Head"

"Jay Baruchel - Sailor Joey Motorola"

"Robin Williams - Theodore Roosevelt (statue) and Theodore Roosevelt (bronze bust)"

"Mizuo Peck - Sacagewea"

"Rami Malek - Ahkmenrah"

"Jake Cherry - Nicky Daley"

"Patrick Gallagher - Attila the Hun"