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"Rutger Hauer - Lothos"
"Donald Sutherland - Merrick Jamison-Smythe"
"Kristy Swanson - Buffy"
"Homework. Cheerleading practice. Killing vampires. No one said high school would be easy."
"She knows a sucker when she sees one."
"Sometimes it takes more than just good looks to kill."
"Pert. Wholesome. Way Lethal."
"Benny:Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!"
"Biker:Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?"
"Benny: Her yabbos scoff at gravity."
"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"
"Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."
"Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."
"[During the credits] Well, I think the kids learn a lesson about safety, except the dead ones. Well, they learned it, but didn't have time to implement it. Are we live?"
"James Earl Jones - Narrator"
"You can come in here on your legs, but you'll go out on your backs. Billy the Kid gonna guarantee ya that."
"Dead man walking, we got a dead man walking here."
"Adios, Chief. Drop us a card from Hell. Let us know if it's hot enough."
"Miracles happen in the most unexpected places."
"Paul Edgecomb didn't believe in miracles. Until the day he met one."
"Miracles do happen."
"Tom Hanks — Paul Edgecomb"
"David Morse — Brutus "Brutal" Howell"
"Bonnie Hunt — Jan Edgecomb"
"Michael Clarke Duncan — John Coffey"
"James Cromwell — Warden Hal Moores"
"Doug Hutchison — Percy Wetmore"
"Sam Rockwell — "Wild Bill" Wharton"
"Michael Jeter — Eduard "Del" Delacroix"
"Barry Pepper — Dean Stanton"
"Jeffrey DeMunn — Harry Terwilliger"
"Patricia Clarkson — Melinda Moores"
"Harry Dean Stanton — Toot-Toot"
"Dabbs Greer — Old Paul Edgecomb"
"Eve Brent — Elaine Connelly"
"[narrating] Our mission was called "a successful failure," in that we returned safely but never made it to the moon. In the following months, it was determined that a damaged coil built inside the oxygen tank sparked during our cryo stir and caused the explosion that crippled the Odyssey. It was a minor defect that occurred two years before I was even named the flight's commander. Fred Haise was going back to the moon on Apollo 18, but his mission was canceled because of budget cuts; he never flew in space again. Nor did Jack Swigert, who left the astronaut corps and was elected to Congress from the state of Colorado. But he died of cancer before he was able to take office. Ken Mattingly orbited the moon as Command Module Pilot of Apollo 16, and flew the Space Shuttle, having never gotten the measles. Gene Kranz retired as Director of Flight Operations just not long ago. And many other members of Mission Control have gone on to other things, but some are still there. As for me, the seven extraordinary days of Apollo 13 were my last in space. I watched other men walk on the moon, and return safely, all from the confines of Mission Control and our house in Houston. I sometimes catch myself looking up at the moon, remembering the changes of fortune in our long voyage, thinking of the thousands of people who worked to bring the three of us home. I look up at the moon and wonder, when will we be going back, and who will that be?"
"Hello, Houston, this is Odyssey. It's good to see you again."
"Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you."
"Houston, we are venting something out into space. I can see it outside window 1 right now. It's definitely, uh, a gas of some sort. It's got to be the oxygen."
"Houston, we have a problem."
"From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go. On Apollo 8, we were so close. Just 60 nautical miles down, and it was as if I could just step out, and walk on the face of it."
"Amanda Donohoe - Miranda"
"Cary Elwes - Jerry"
"Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole"
"Justin Cooper - Max Reede"
"Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede"
"Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede"
"Would I lie to you?"
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!!"
"I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!"