"My mom said she'd always be with me. She chose your mom as a way of coming back, but I guess it would be hard for you to understand that. But it's true. She's my mother now."

"Quinn Culkin - Connie Evans"

"Jacqueline Brookes - Alice Davenport"

"Daniel Hugh Kelly - Wallace Evans"

"David Morse - Jack"

"Wendy Crewson - Susan Evans"

"Elijah Wood - Mark Evans"

"Macaulay Culkin - Henry Evans"

"Evil has many faces"

"A gonosz igazi arca (The true face of evil) (Hungarian DVD)"

"El mal tiene muchas caras (Evil has many faces) (Spanish DVD)"

"Das böse hat viele gesichter (Evil has many faces) (German DVD)"

"Visiting the relatives isn't always a treat."

"You're not going to die, Mom. I promise... You're not going to die cause I won't let you."

"In a quiet town...In a comfortable home...In a perfect body...Evil can be as close as someone you love."

"You really thought I was going to jump, huh? I guess you don't know me very well, Mom."

"Hey, Mark. Don't fuck with me."

"No fair? What do you think this is, a game?"

"You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl...it'd be too bad if something were to happen to her... like she got hurt... you'd be sad, wouldn't you, Mark? But hey, accidents can happen...just ask my mom about Richard."

"I promise you something amazing... something you'll never forget. Are you in?"

"[taunting Mark as he's hanging, about to fall] If I let you go... do you think you could fly?"

"[narrating; last line] Henry is gone, and the rest of us are safe. But sometimes- late at night- I find myself thinking... not about Henry, but about Susan. And wondering. If she had to do it over, would she make the same choice? I guess I'll always wonder... but I know I'll never ask."

"[To Kesslee] Not if it's Monopoly, 'cause I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe."

"[To Tank Girl] Look, if you want to play, I'll play. and I'll win."

"[To Tank Girl] The pipe. You're going to really love this one. It goes down 40 metres. Gets smaller and smaller the deeper you go."

"[To Kesslee] Did I hurt you yet?"

"[Jabs Kesslee with body fluids sucking bottler] Try this close to your heart asshole."

"[Mocking Kesslee while she is dressed as Dorothy Gale in an imagination cartoon clip] I'm melting, I'm melting."

"[As Muhammed Ali] Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm-a gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

"NOW! EVERYBODY drop your guns... or I scrape off all her make-up. [She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust] This might take me a really long time."

"[Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers] Feelin a little inadequate?"

"[To Jet Girl] How come you always cover your mouth when you smile. You got bad teeth or smothin."

"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?""

"[To Kesslee] Look, ịḟ you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please."

"Come on. What do you say we bolt. [Gets grabbed, dragged by a guard and manhandled by a guard at gunpoint] I'm really starting to like it here. People are nice, food's great, and Ị love my job."

"[To Jet Girl. under washroom stall] I was thinkin' about leaving this place. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down. What do you reckon. We go to New York, see Cats ."

"[To security voice prompt of a Water and Power Corp. tank she is attempting to TWOC] My mom and yours, hanging out clothes."

"[Hauling a bucket of sand up a shaft, to guard] Hey, what time is it, I don't wanna miss Baywatch. [Gaurd then dumps bucket of sand on her head]"

"[To Kesslee over his description of the solitary confinement pipe] Sounds wicked, can I go first?"

"[To Kesslee when asked of joining Water and Power] Yeah, that sounds groovy, do I get to wear a cute outfit like yours?"

"[In a strait jacket, to Kesslee] It's really hard for me... to play with myself in this thing."

"[To Sam working on a wood sculpture] I thought you was workin' oṇ my Doris Dạy bust. I didn't trade you my Doris Dạy picture just for... whatever this is."