"[To Wonderworld Park Security] You know you should have your tailor cut your jackets a little wider in the chest, that way your gun won't bulge in the back."

"[To CIA Agents] Police officer trying to catch a goddamned killer! Move it! Move it! Get the fuck out of my way! I'm a cop!"

"[To his team] Ok everybody's ready here ok, nobody need to take a nervous piss or nothing right? We got this? Ok? Let's mount up."

"The magic is back again!"

"Jason Rainwater as Young Cop (credited as Jason Meshover-lorg)"

"Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh"

"Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh"

"Andrew Hill Newman as the jaywalker"

"We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs."

"Gregory Millar as Tyrone"

"Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods (Police Psychiatrist)"

"Alan Scarfe as Herman Walters"

"You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much."

"Nick Chinlund as Hatchett"

"Ebonie Smith as Carrie Murtaugh"

"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"

"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"

"Joe Pesci as Leo Getz"

"Stuart Wilson as Jack Travis"

"Rene Russo as Lorna Cole"

"Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh"

"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"

"(Buries a henchman in cement) Now we've got a relationship we can build on."

"You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. Punch a clock for 30 years... retirement... pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it!"

"Theresa Randle - Janice"

"Sydney Pollack - Victor Ziegler"

"Linda Dona — Wanda"

"Lindsay Wagner - D.A. Priscilla Brimleigh"

"Mary Ellen Trainor — Gail Wallens"

"Victoria Dillard — Alice Styles"

"Ice-T — Odessa"

"John Lithgow — Earl Talbott Blake"

"Denzel Washington — Nick Styles"

"This is one case that's going to be settled out of court."

"He's a cop accused of murder. And the only man who knows he's innocent is the killer who framed him."

"Odessa: Do you wanna know who's really got the power? Bring your ass to the tower."

"Chewalski: [meeting Blake for the first time] I know you. You're that dude got busted on America's funniest home video."

"I'm gonna do something far worse than kill you. I'm gonna let you live."

"[to Nick] I mean, there we were, both of us... at the beginning of our careers. Then all of a sudden, one of us... took off! Lit up the sky like a meteor. And why? Because he met the other."

"[After taking a female hostage] Pork, back off or else she's gonna need a paper bag over her head when her boyfriend fucks what's left of her!"

"[During the final showdown] Blake, I should thank you for this, you know. Going insane, it's strangely liberating, isn't it?"

"I guess a Beretta in the butt beats a butterfly in a boot, huh?"

"What the fuck is wrong with all y'all? Selling drugs to each other, 'cause ya damn sure ain't selling them in Beverly Hills. Killing yourselves, and for what? Make ya feel like a man? Or does it make ya dick hard? Punk motherfuckers."

"Clark Gregg - Staff Sergeant"

"Reg E. Cathey - Sergeant Major"

"Reed Diamond - Coast Guard Chief"

"Colleen Flynn - Coast Guard Captain"

"Greg Germann - Petey"

"Donald Moffat - President Edward Bennett"