"This is white America. Any other nationality that is not of the white set, knows this and accepts this till the day they die. That is everybody's dream and ambition as a minority - to live and look as well as a white person. It is pictured as being in America. Every media you have; from TV to magazines, to movies, to films... I mean, the biggest thing that minority watches is what? "Dynasty" and "The Colbys". Umm, "All My Children" - the soap operas. Everybody has a million-dollar bracket. When they showing you a commercial from Honey Grahams to Crest, or Lestoil or Pine-sol - everybody's in their own home. The little kids for Fisher Price toys; they're not in no concrete playground. They're riding around the lawn. The pool is in the back. This is white America. And when it comes to the minorities; especially black - we as a people, for the past 400 years - is the greatest example of behavior modification in the history of civilization. We have had everything taken away from us, and yet we have all learned how to survive. That is why, in the ballroom circuit, it is so obvious that if you have captured the great white way of living, or looking, or dressing, or speaking - you is a marvel."

"When I first started going to balls it was all about drag queens who were interested in looking like Las Vegas showgirls, back pieces, tail pieces, feathers, beads and all that. But As the seventies rolled around the things started changing, it started coming down to just wanting to look like a gorgeous movie star like Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor. And now they're went from that to trying to look like models; like Iman and Christie Brinkley and Maud Adams and all those children."

"Shake the dice and steal the rice!"

"O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E: Opulence! You own everything. Everything is yours."

"Come on now, it is a known fact that a woman do carry an evening bag at dinner time. There's no getting around that! You see it on channel seven, between "All My Children" and "Jeopardy","Another World", "Dallas", and the whole bit. An evening bag is a must! You have to carry something! No lady is sure at night."

"Venus Xtravaganza — Herself"

"Paris Dupree — Herself"

"Pepper LaBeija — Herself"

"Octavia St. Laurent - Herself"

"Carmen Xtravaganza - Herself"

"Willi Ninja - Himself"

"Angie Xtravaganza - Herself"

"[confronting Cliff when he's trying to escape being caught for his schemes] Cliff, it's time for you and me to "interface". [Pounds his fist into his hand]"

"[Pearl asks him if he's lost weight] Have we met?"

"[Dino takes a steak from the grill] Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours."

"[Wilma tells him his secretary is very attractive] Really? I didn't notice. Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute?"

"Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! [Barney promises not to tell Wilma] Thanks, pal!"

"[Barney asks him what to call him now] Simply your highness will do."

"Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth! [The dictabird repeats what he says] Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember."

"[Miss Stone asks him how he'd like his coffee] Uhh, in a cup."

"Mr. Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty. [he picks up a model house] I hate to burst your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who is going to live in them?"

"Rick Aviles (final film voice role)"

"Tim Blake Nelson"

"Dave Chappelle"

"Jim Sterling"

"Jim Turner"

"Reginald Hudlin - Rodney"

"Billy West - Ralph"

"Solange Monnier - customer"

"Nick Zedd - customer"

"Graham Dewar - Pizza delivery guy"

"Richard "Moby" Hall"

"Paul Bartel - National Endowment for the Arts scout"

"Vincent Pastore - Apartment broker"

"David Huddleston - P.I. Smith"

"Shiek Mahmud-Bey - Vladimir Bianco"

"Jim Sterling - Jesus Bianco"

"Don Ho - Alberto Bianco"

"Robert Vaughn - Senator Dougherty"

"Sandra Denton - Blank"

"Jim Turner - Walter Shit"

"Megan Ward - Lily Dougherty"

"Jerry O'Connell - Joe F. Grotowski"

"Sex Bugs Rock 'n Roll."

"[trying to distract a cat with a comedy act] Anyone here from New Jersey? What exit? Bada-bing!"

"Giving up?! What made roaches outlast the dinosaurs? Because roaches never give up! They can stomp us, they can pop us, but they'll never ever stop us! And one day, the Great H bomb's gonna drop, and we'll have the whole stinkin' planet to ourselves!"

"Your apartment? I believe we were here first. And we'll be here last too. We've gotta long-time lease on this planet."

"A rent-controlled apartment is one where the rent's been frozen since like the forties. But places like that are hard to find because no one ever leaves them. Unless their landlord's give them a little help."

"[after Joe fails to impress anyone with his drumming skills] I'm sorry, there's not gonna be any rock n roll tonight. This is all that's left! This is all that's left of the rolling thunder of America's heartbeat!"

"I need you to fill in for my drummer this Saturday. He's dead."