"[First lines] On August 18, 1973, Sally Hardesty, her invalid brother Franklin, and their friends fell afoul of a bizarre, cannibalistic clan of serial predators. Ms. Hardesty was the sole survivor of that night of terror. She died in a private health care facility in 1977. A single member of the murderous "family" lived to see trial. The prosecution recorded his name as W.E. Sawyer. He died in the gas chamber in 1981. The jurors concluded that "Leatherface", presumed to be an unapprehended killer, was in fact an alternate personality of Sawyer's, activated whenever he donned a crude mask made of human flesh. If there was no Leatherface in reality, then Sally Hardesty may at last rest in peace... If there actually was a Leatherface, he remains at large, and the so-called "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" . . . was only the beginning."

"There's road kill all over Texas."

"I'm gonna service you real good babe."

"It's Armageddon! It's Armageddon you bitch! God dammit!"

"Wren T. Brown — Sgt. Wm. Barclay"

"Kurtwood Smith — Patterson (uncredited)"

"Chloe Webb — Patient in Psychiatric Ward (uncredited)"

"Lisa Lucas — Eva Reilly"

"Eric Lloyd — Thomas Reilly (age 7)"

"Richard Portnow — Max Marco"

"B. B. King — Himself"

"Robert Downey, Jr. — Thomas Reilly"

"Charles Grodin — Harrison Winslow"

"[to the person that caused his death] I can't get a decent meal, I can't get a smoke, and mostly, I can't get laid. You turned me into a monk!"

"Alfre Woodard — Penny Washington"

"Matthew Cowles - Pop Fly"

"Joaquín Martínez - Nacho Salazar"

"Kyra Sedgwick — Julia"

"[to a child he robbed] Hey, life's tough. Sometimes, you don't get what you want. Mostly, you don't get what you want."

"Tomas Milian - Manny Huerta"

"Luis Guzmán - Chango"

"Marg Helgenberger - Margarette"

"Allison Janney - NYPD Computer Operator"

"Ernie Hudson - Officer Sam 'Mad Dog' Shaw"

"Angel Caban - Boca"

"Tom Sizemore — Milo Peck"

"Cara Buono - Teresa Salazar"

"Alex Vincent - Younger Andy Barclay"

"If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it."

"Peter Haskell - Mr. Sullivan"

"Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis"

"Burke Byrnes - Sergeant Clark"

"Matthew Walker - Major Ellis"

"Kiefer Sutherland - Sonny Gilstrap"

"Dean Jacobson - Harold Aubrey Whitehurst"

"Andrew Robinson - Sergeant Sylvester Botnick"

"Travis Fine - Cadet Lieutenant Colonel Brett C. Shelton"