"Mix Invasion Of The Body Snatchers with The Thing. Throw in some Terminator, a spoonful of The Breakfast Club, and a pinch of The Stepford Wives, and you've got a big mess of a movie set in a school that’s being taken over by a conformist alien, one teacher at a time. You’ve got the very funny, occasionally scary, quite gory, and extremely entertaining 1998 Robert Rodriguez film called The Faculty"

"Elijah Wood - Casey Connor"

"I always thought the only alien in this high school was me."

"Jordana Brewster - Delilah Profitt"

"If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House, Independence Day style, or sneak in through the back door?"

"Guaranteed to jack you up!"

"Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell"

"You wouldn't have liked it here anyway."

"Joe Stevens — W. E. Sawyer"

"James Gale — Rothman"

"John Harrison — Sean"

"Matthew McConaughey — Vilmer Sawyer"

"Robert Jacks — Leatherface"

"Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson"

"Tyler Shea Cone — Barry"

"What if your teachers really were from another planet?"

"The legend is reborn."

"If looks could kill he wouldn't need a chainsaw."

"Still buzzing after all these years."

"He's back. You're dead."

"[whipping Jenny with a cattle prod] It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end."

"The American legend returns, to bring you back to the cutting edge of terror."

"Renée Zellweger — Jenny"

"The Buzz Is Back!"

"Why are my batteries not charged?"

"My brother here is tired of what's-her-name's face and he wants a new one! It just happens to be he wants this face right here!"

"If you're gonna kill me then do it! I'm not gonna put up with any more of your crap. It's bullshit!"

"You get to running with the wrong crowd, wind up in the reformatory. No respect. No discipline. That's the problem. Family values have gone straight to hell."

"[First lines] August 18, 1973. News of a bizarre, chainsaw-wielding family - reports which were to ignite the world's imagination - began to filter out of central Texas. Regrettably, not one of the family members was ever apprehended, and for more than ten years nothing further was heard. Then, over the next several years, at least two minor, yet apparently related incidents were reported. Then again nothing. For five long years, silence..."

""I propose to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer." That's Ulysses S. Grant. But you wouldn't know that, would you? Cuz' you're a bona fide moron."

"Lisa Marie Newmyer — Heather"

"Now... I'm gonna leave... and nobody is gonna stop me... [Leatherface stands up from the dinner table and starts screaming] You sit the fuck down and shut up! [Leatherface does as he's told]"

"Think your teachers are aliens? You could be right."

"Tonie Perensky — Darla"

"And you thought YOUR teachers were weird..."

"Ken Foree — Benny"

"William Butler — Ryan"

"Viggo Mortensen — Tex Sawyer"