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April 10, 2026
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"Felice Orlandi - Warden"
"Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole."
"Edward Walsh - Det. Joe Stevens"
"Martin Sheen - Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)"
"Mitchell Ryan - Senator Gray Edwards"
"Michael Colyar - Williams"
"David Wohl - Gerou"
"Ryan Stiles - Rabinowitz"
"Miguel Ferrer - Commander Arvid Harbinger"
"Rowan Atkinson - Dexter Hayman"
"Gregory Sierra - The Captain (uncredited)"
"Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein"
"Brenda Bakke - Michelle Huddleston"
"Richard Crenna - Colonel Denton Walters"
"Clyde Kusatsu - Prime Minister Soto (uncredited)"
"Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men."
"News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat."
"War... it's fantastic!"
"Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!"
"Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country."
"I had to come. It was a sequel."
"Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!"
"Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live."
"Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada... I don't THINK so."
"[to a roomful of Japanese businessmen] It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars."
"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."
"[about to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!"
"Fish what I wanted."
"Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!"
"Just Deux it."
"These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."
"The mother of all sequels!"
"Grab your guns! It's Hot Shots Part Deux!"
"Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley"
"Lloyd Bridges - President Thomas "Tug" Benson"
"Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman"
"Alfred De Contreas as Martinez"
"Ramiro Fabian as Hector"
"Alejandro Patino as Sanchez"
"John Cho as Nightclub cleaner"
"Adam Alexi Malle as Afrim"
"Kohl Sudduth as Slater"
"Phill Lewis as Audition actor"
"Barry Newman as Hal"
"Christine Baranski as Carol"
"Terence Stamp as Terry Stricter"
"Heather Graham as Daisy"
"Robert Downey, Jr. as Jerry Renfro"
"Jamie Kennedy as Dave"
"Marisol Nichols as Young audition actress"