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April 10, 2026
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"You can have the house, the furniture. I don't want anything. Except Scarlett. I want the fucking dog."
"She was a nobody until someone found..."
"Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? If you're unhappy, drink. Get laid. See a shrink like normal people."
"Stephen Tobolowsky as Mike"
"Ann Hearn as Stella"
"The Notoriously Hilarious Comedy!"
"Look at this: Barry Manilow, Debbie Boone, Paul Anka in Vegas. This guy deserved to be shot."
"Katherine Heigl as Nicole"
"Dalton James as Ben"
"Lauren Hutton as Megan"
"Gérard Depardieu as André"
"Penelope Ann Miller - Betty Lou Perkins"
"Renée Zellweger (scene cut)"
"I'm having an affair with my phone machine."
"Faith Prince as Diana"
"Paul Dooley - Big Chuck"
"Austin Pendleton - Dr. Bronson"
"Cloris Leachman - Maggie the zombie expert"
"Philip Hoffman - Chuck Bronski"
"Jay O. Sanders - Sheriff McCloud"
"Libby Villari - Camille McCloud"
"Paxton Whitehead - Judge in heaven"
"Matthew Fox - Buck Van Patten"
"Traci Lind - Missy McCloud"
"Danny Zorn - Eddie"
"Edward Hermann - Mr. Dingle"
"Andrew Lowery - Johnny Dingle"
"Matthew McConaughey - Guy #2"
"Mary Beth Hurt - Mrs. Dingle"
"Julianne Moore - Elinor"
"Julie Warner - Kelly Berman"
"Vincent Spano - Matthew Berman"
"Matt Craven - Jamie Ross"
"Kevin Pollak - Brad Berman"
"Diane Lane - Beth Warden"
"Bill Paxton - Jack Belston"
"Kimberly Williams - Gwen Daugherty"
"Elizabeth Perkins - Jennifer Morton"
"[to Beth and Jack] He's a moron. No wonder you're attracted to him!"
"Excuse me, Lou. Fuck you, Jamie."
"The ring? Unca Lou... You know I hate boxing!"
"No, shit the munchies! I forgot all about the munchies!"
"Sam Raimi - Stick Coder"
"One pig's family has been kidnapped, so he's off to the big city to find them. He's got two friends and one secret weapon...He can TALK!"
"The talking pig who made it big!"
"Alan Arkin - "Unca" Lou Hander"
"Jessica (daughter)"
"Luke MacAllister (son-in-law)"
"Jinnie Sue (step-granddaughter)"
"A comedy that proves true love never dies."