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"Matt Damon β Bryan Woodman"
"George Clooney β Bob Barnes"
"Beirut, it's great! It's like the Paris of the Middle East."
"If anything happens to me or my family, an accident, an accusation, anything, then first your son will disappear, his body will never be found. Then your wife. Her body will never be found either. This is guaranteed. Then, whatever is the most dangerous thing you do in your life, it might be flying in a small plane, it might be walking to the bank, you will be killed. Do you understand what I'm saying? I want you to acknowledge that you do understand so that we're clear and there won't be any mistakes."
"Jimmy Pope: Dig six feet, find three bodies. But dig twelve feet, you find forty."
"Dean Whiting: [to Prince Meshal Al-Subaai] Are you a king? Can you tell me what you want?"
"[to his political followers] When a country has 5 percent of the world's population but spends 50 percent of the world's military spending, that country's persuasive power is in decline."
"[to his father, the emir, about his brother, Prince Meshal Al-Subaai] He's barely qualified to run a brothel, much less a country!"
"[to lawyer Bennett Holiday] Some trust fund prosecutor, got off-message at Yale, thinks he's gonna run this up the flagpole, make a name for himself, maybe get elected some two-bit, congressman from nowhere, with the result that Russia or China can suddenly start having, at our expense, all the advantages we enjoy here. No, I tell you. No, sir! Corruption charges! Corruption?!! Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulations. That's Milton Friedman. He got a goddamn Nobel Prize. We have laws against it precisely so we can get away with it. Corruption is our protection. Corruption keeps us safe and warm. Corruption is why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting over scraps of meat out in the streets. Corruption is why we win."
"[to Prince Nasir Al-Subaai] What are they thinking *hah*? What are they thinking? They're thinking that it's running out. It's running out, and 90% of what's left is in the Middle East. Look at the progression: Versailles, Suez, 1973, Gulf War 1, Gulf War 2. This is a fight to the death. So what are THEY thinking? Great! They're thinking keep playing, keep buying yourself new toys, keep spending $50,000 a night on your hotel room, but don't invest in your infrastructure... don't build a real economy. So that when you finally wake up, they will have sucked you dry, and you will have squandered the greatest natural resource in history."
"Great. How much for my other kid?"
"[to Prince Nasir Al-Subaai] But what do you need a financial advisor for? Twenty years ago you had the highest GNP in the world, now you're tied with Albania. So, good job. Your second largest export is secondhand goods, followed closely by dates for which you lose five cents a pound. You know what the business world thinks of you? They think a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's exactly where you'll be in another hundred years- so on behalf of my firm, yes, I accept your money."
"I want you to take him from his hotel, drug him, put him in the front of a car, and run a truck into it at 50 mph."
"David Wayne β Dr. Charles Dutton"
"Fools! They refuse to believe life exists in meteorites. I showed them at the astrophysics conference what I just showed you. But no! Even with a microscope, they are blind! What do I have to do, hit them over the head?"
"Reuben Singer β Dr. Rudolph Karp"
"James W. Gavin β Dempsey"
"John Carter β MP Capt. Morton"
"Ken Swofford β Toby"
"Eric Christmas β Senator Phillips (Vermont)"
"Ramon Bieri β Maj. Manchek"
"Hello, Ops. This is Major Manchek, Scoop Control A-12. We need a fly-by over Piedmont, New Mexico. Infrared, a FLIR scan, all sectors, film to come direct to Scoop. Assign⦠Gunner Wilson. If he's not crocked some place."
"[Reading a suicide note from an old woman hanging over her stairs 0:24:33] "The Day of Judgement is at hand. Have mercy on my soul⦠and to Hell with all the others, amen!""
"George Mitchell β Jackson"
"Paula Kelly β Karen Anson"
"Kate Reid β Dr. Ruth Leavitt"
"James Olson β Dr. Mark Hall"
"Arthur Hill β Dr. Jeremy Stone"
"The flesh is weak, Johnny. Only the soul is immortal. [darkly] And yours belongs to ME [eyes chillingly shine yellow]."
"Vinnie Jones β Marco"
"Sam Shepard β Senator James Reisman"
"Don Cheadle β Agent J.T. Roberts"
"Halle Berry β Ginger Knowles"
"Hugh Jackman β Stanley Jobson"
"John Travolta β Gabriel Shear"
"Log On. Hack In. Go Anywhere. Get Everything."
"Password Accepted"
"Log In. Log Out. Leg It!"
"Once you know the password you can go anywhere."
"Log on. Hack in. Go anywhere. Steal everything."
"Ginger: Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?"
"Axel Torvalds: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears."
"Stanley: Nothing is impossible."
"It's kinda like masturbation without the payoff."
"I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds."
"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But... they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema... but what if?"
"Elizabeth Whitcraft - Connie"
"Michael Higgins - Dr. Albert Fowler"
"Brownie McGhee - Toots Sweet"
"Stocker Fontelieu - Ethan Krusemark"