"I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history.""

"Could this hotel be any more murder-y?"

"Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have ten cats? Is tha…"

"I'm Penny, like the penny."

"Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…"

"I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit."

"And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me."

"Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up…"

"You—times infinity."

"No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am. It's just, I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction."