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"Officer Johnson: Please call back when you have an original joke, sir."

"Crypto: Do you deliver?"

"Officer Johnson: Yes, but there's a two dollar surcharge... wait, what?"

"Crypto: Yeah, I want to put down fifty large on the Niners?"

"Officer Johnson: I can cover that, sir."

"Crypto: What are you wearing?"

"Officer Johnson: Black polyester, sir. And I'm going commando."

"Albion Policeman: Scotland Yard here. State your emergency."

"Crypto: Is your fridge running?"

"Albion Policeman: So YOU'RE the bastard who shut off our electricity!"

"Albion Police Officer: Scotland Yard here, state your emergency."

"Albion Police Officer: 5 PM on the dot everyday! And that's when I finish work too!"

"Crypto: Ever hear of someone called Sherlock Holmes?"

"Albion Policeman: Why, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Good to hear from you!"

"Crypto: Inspector Freely, please?"

"Albion Policeman: There's no such officer here! And yes, I urinate with no obstructions whatsoever!"

"Crypto: May I speak to officer Michael Hunt?"

"Albion Policeman: What part of "T for Teen" don't you understand, sir?"

"Takoshima Police Woman: Moshi moshi! Takoshima Defense Force!"

"Crypto: How many Takoshimese does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Takoshima Police Woman: Silly prank caller, we use neon!"

"Crypto: Do you like scary movies?"

"Takoshima Police Woman: Hai! You offering?"

"Crypto: I can save you two dollars per minute on your international and long-distance calls!"

"Takoshima Police Woman: We already on calling plan, sorry."

"Crypto: Hello? Is this the Suicide Hotline? 'Cause I'm feelin' pretty incredibly depres-"

"Takoshima Police Woman: Please hold."

"Crypto: [sound of heavy breathing]"

"Takoshima Police Woman: Boyfriend-san! Not while I at work! You make me have to take special trip to ladies' room!"

"Tunguska KGB Officer: KGB Headquarters. How may I directing your call?"

"Crypto: I'm looking for Schlodovodowisic Smirnoff."

"Tunguska KGB Officer: He is not being here, may I be taking message?"

"Crypto: Hey, is your fridge running?"

"Tunguska KGB Officer: What is being fridge?"

"Crypto: Hey! I'm the guy you're looking for!"

"Tunguska KGB Officer: You are being such jerk, Ivan."

"Crypto: Yeah, can I talk to Agent Meeov, first name Jack?"

"Tunguska KGB Officer: I am not knowing. Are you having lotion around?"

"Crypto: Is this information?"

"Tunguska KGB Officer: No this is disinformation. Please hold, I connect you."

"KGB Cosmonaut: Secret Soviet Moonbase Solaris!"

"Crypto: COME QUICK! THERE'S SOME AMERICAN WACKO PLAYING GOLF ON THE MOON!"

"KGB Cosmonaut: Da - be pulling other one."

"Crypto: D'ja hear about the phone that worked on the moon, despite the fact there's no air?"

"KGB Cosmonaut: Shut upski."

"Crypto: Is your biodome runnin'?"

"KGB Cosmonaut: I am hearing this joke before..."

"Crypto: Yeah, I ordered a pizza, like, seven million years ago!"

"KGB Cosmonaut: Is being on way comrade, driver is just leaving."

"Crypto: Yeah, can I speak to comrade Meeov, first name Jack?"