"The saucer's sensor is picking up significant radiation levels all around you, Crypto. Either Gastro's gout is acting up, or there must be fuel rods nearby."

"Ah, Albion, where the sun never sets and the natives never floss."

"Oh, sure, point out that I'm dead again. It just gets funnier every 50th time you do it, doesn't it?"

"Crypto, If you can hear me, meet me in the park. It seems that treacherous human's damaged some of your equipment. No, I'm not referring your new "package"!"

"Crypto! You found all the Nexus Crystals! And I owe Gastro a fiver."

"I shall continue my repairs on the saucer, and then I shall... I don't know, order a virtual pizza or something. Brains, I hate this."

"[trying to act "charming" in Moon Base Solaris] Hello, Solaris! Hello, Solaris! Is this a great-looking crowd or what? Seriously, don't drop the soap in the shower, fellas!"

"[convincing the White Ninjas to worship Arkvoodle] Now go forth and multiply-- I mean, serve! Which, in this case, is the same thing..."

"Feel the earth move under your feet! Castle Kuro's tumblin' down!"

"Takoshima. Oriental setting. And the city don't know what the city is getting."

"Ponsonby was right about one thing: everybody cracks."

"[while battling Kojira Kaiju] Old Kojira was hoppin' around Takoshima City like a big playground... gets stuck in my head every time... [reference to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny song]"

"[while battling Kojira Kaiju] Oh, sure, giant lady-lizard grows a new femur anytime she destroys something, while Crypto has to go and drain vehicles like a sissy! Game designers.... sheesh."

"[while battling Kojira Kaiju] DIE, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD-MONKEY!"

"[if Crypto isn't able to use certain abilities on certain people or objects] I need an upgrade from the Gene Blender."

"Yippee-ki-yay, Mother Russia."

"What? Park full of potheads and none of you ever had erectile dysfunction? [no response] Last time I open up to you people..."

"I'm a freakin' supernova!"

"Put this in your bong and smoke it!"

"Brings a freakin' tear to my eye."

"The sensor cell connects to the focal plane; the focal plane connects to the plasma beam... I know you're waitin' for me to sing that damn song. Well, I ain't doin' it. I've got standards; they may not be high, but I've got 'em. Also, we couldn't get the rights."

"This will be the greatest thing in your life since you found out that boil on your butt was just a marshmallow."

"My name is Luke... Crypto, and I'm here to rescue you."

"[coughs] What was all that about? Uh, my freakin' head... this gas is noxious, smells like Pox's underwear... Don't ask me how I know that."

"Prison island? You mean, the KGB are holed up in Australia?"